Gday groovers, now the fun has begun, I'm on the net.
This is a diary of how pety, pathetic, desperate, horny and down rite filthy ppl of this world are and how they will act out their desires with strangers. I am here to say to the world, I'm the man for the job and i look at it as a community service. So you are here today to find out the meaning of life, well I only have a few answers to such a question......Pick up girls at CRECHES!!!!
Dont laugh. Think about it, so many single parents, desperate for some loving, or they r married and have heaps of time on their hands. Dont underestimate the power of being a TOYBOY! All you have to do is find out what they want, why they are pissed off with their partners and explore the weaknessess. Its all so very easy to be a dodgy man in this world.
Let me tell you about one of my experiences i had recently, to give you some idea what you are instore for on this site.

Here i am on the net playing the Leon Phelps Ladies Man routine. I hook up with some girl from the country. Ofcourse all names and destinations are kept secret to protect the not so innocent whore bags of this world who i may want to shag again. We talked for quite awhile on the net in a chat room. I found out what she liked, disliked and what her last partner did that was so wrong...Bingo, ive got her, she likes to be sweet talked over red wine. Giddy up! I dropped a few choice lines to test the water. It was like a spa, heating up quickly and waiting for me to bubble. So bubble i was going to. One thing led to another, she was dripping more than a bad mistake in a floodway. She wanted the Ladies man to drive north to giving her some southern hospitality. Who am I to say no, she was begging for her beaver to be stuffed by yours truly. I said i wanted a few guarrentees if i was going to drive there. I wanted her to spoil me in everyway I wanted on request when i arrived. She was all for it and more. This was like a story you read in People magazine, so fucking good to live the dream baby. I told her I was on my way and to warm up for me. 2 hour drive ahead and a boner that was threatening to tear denim to shreds. Had to ease up, its a long drive. Loud music, nice thoughts, window down and knowing that within a short amount of time I was going to have this whore on my cock.
I arrived out the front and called her. Green light is on and i head to the door. Nerveous....nope. Horny....shit yea, its go time. No idle chatter wanted tonight. Door opens. There she is, nice top, knee length skirt and a killer cheeky smile. Rating out of 10, well about a 7. But all things considered its all good. She closed the door behind me and I turned to say hi as any nice guy would. She wasnt interested in that, she grabbed the back of my head and pulled me in to kiss me. Its showtime from the first quarter. While kissing her im checking the merchandise, felt pretty good. Great boobs!!! she wa pulling at my top so i stood back and took it off. My nipples were assaulted by here teeth and tongue. Damn this girl knows what shes doing here. Next was my pants, this was just crazy. Off they went quicker than a........well pretty fucking quick ok. Here she is still dressed and im butt naked. DISCO! The gobbledock has entered the building. She gets it in her mouth like a Great White grabs a little boy. On it in a flash and not letting go. She wasnt one to play favorites either, all three pieces of the band got played. She played longer and harder than KISS on their 1980 tour of OZ. But the nice guy i am, always thinking of others, its return the favour time. Off to the room i go. I lay on the bed and ask her to bring her arse to me. I hike the skirt to find a nice G. I pull to one side and eat like Im at smorgy's. And believe me I like to eat big. Not one to let her have all the fun I tell her to go for her life on my member again. She does this without a word being spoken. This goes for awhile. I ned to check her boobs, they feel great. I sit her up and ask her to take it off. Well well, they r bloody great mate. I go to town on them. Im going to cover them later you can be sure.
She wants to ride me, so who am i to say no? On she gets and she does a splendid bloody job while i feel her tits as they jump 4 joy. Its a kodak moment i tell you. We cover doggy, side saddle, 69er again,legs over my shoulders......damn i need to cover this girl with some southern lovin. She lies back on the bed and I bring myself up to her waist. Its a shooting range and i have a couple of targets. Like a volcano about to erupt I go BOOM. I do a nice job with coverage and she rubs it in. Thats a good look I tell ya. She licks the tip of my ding dong and I am definately one happy son of bitch.
I head 4 the shower to wash up and get changed. I come out say goodbye, tell her I'll speak to her again (as you do) and i head off down the road with one big arse smile on my face.

Well there you go guys and girls. If any of this offends you then dont come back, if this is entertaining to you then be sure to cum again. Remember to look at creches in a good way and never rule out a good GARY or LUNCH CUT!
Till we speak again, stay kool, get nasty and FUCK LIKE YOURE BEING FILMED! Hopefully I can come back with a story like that.

Leon Phelps