if only she read this

There's nothing like biting the hand that feeds you. Its a saying that i have made come true more times than I can recall. But theres another thing i find funny at times and thats doing the nasty with someone that is related to the hand that feeds you. I will say from the outset that certain things (persons name and location of this event) have been altered incase this person comes across this site. There is a better than good chance that may happen. She knows the address but I feel it my duty to my readers that I share this event with you all.
I was out at a function that was verging on black tie. safe to say most of the chicks were done up well and looked spunky. I love watching them as the night progresses. They start off so concerned with their make-up, their dress and how they walk. Guys on the other hand just want to get the service from the bar staff moving quicker and wish they could lose their girlfriends when the bus stop is playing. The bar was slow, there was no bus stop and as night went on the girls cared less about their appearance and soon some were walking with their heels in their hands. At this point I know its time to start weaving my magic and land a skank for the night.
Unfortunately my first few attempts were shithouse to say the least. Big rejections were the order of the night. I didnt like the menu they were serving. I retired to the bar and got chatty with some dude that was in the same boat as me. I wasnt sunk yet.
A cutey was spotted heading for the toilets and I decided I was going to run interception on this prize. Checked my form in the mirror on the way over and was ready to ride her lips to heaven.
She came out and went towards the bar. I headed there and parked my butt next to her. She was on the stool so i knew she was going to be there for a few minutes atleast. She was wearing a tight little emerald green number and she had probably b-cupp tits and a butt u would stay overnight in. I was here for some accomodation. I asked her whether her boyfriend was aware that she was hiding out at the far bar away from his eyes. She replied with a quick laugh and informed me that "he was so drunk he wouldnt know if I ws in front of him or not". This was a great sign because her tone of voice was telling me things were far from rosey. I sat with her for about 30 mins talking about relationships and how things can turn pear shaped at times. Everything I heard this guy had done bad i made sure that I countered it with what i would do (what she wanted to hear). It was working a treat and we were both getting pretty pissed. She told me she was going back over to him to tell him they were going. She up and left and I had done my balls on this one. I sat and finished my drink off slowly contemplating another. next thing I see emerald green pull up on the stool next to me again. "Whats the problem? Did you find him?" I ask. She looked pretty pissed off and she told me he had passed out in the bathroom. "I'm just leaving him here, Im sick and tired of him being such an idiot whenever we have a night out".
Well Im getting a cab out of here if you want to split. She looked unsure but after another drink and me charming her pants off she was in for it. We went out the front and was waiting when her sister came over to us (I find out afterwards). She told her she shouldnt leave without Greg (thats what we are calling him here). I recognised the sister but couldnt be sure. Then it came to me.... an old work friend from a couple of years back. She screwed me over back then pretty bad and got me axed. Well this has taken on a whole new twist. Emerald green (who i now know as vanessa) was more than ever sure she was leaving as the cab pulled up. In we got and we left. Some bitching was done by her and we were getting close to her place. We arrive out the front of her appartment building and Im waiting to see how this will play out. She says something along the linbes of how pissed off her sister was and then told me how incredibly pissed off she would be if she knew I stayed the night. I said that Im not one for telling people about girls I stay with but if she really wanted to piss her off then i wouldnt mind. She took it!!!!! What a nutter. That was too easy. We headed up to her place and safe to say it was sweet. What a great place. She had some coin this girl. We hit the kitchen table and she poured me a drink. We sat back laughing about the nights events the whole time flirting with each other. She put some music on and returned to the kitchen with her hand out. Oh shit im not dancing! Even so she led me to the lounge. I put one hand around her waste and then she did a super move. My hand that was in hers she touched her chin with then slowly ran it down the front of her dress. I absolutley sank into her eyes (so romantic arent I). then as my hand reahed her waste she let go. She then put it onto me and slid down to my stiffening member. The smile i got in return showed me she liked my response.
She rubbed it slowly to begin and the then began tugging at it. Meanwhile I was playing with her arse and kissing her neck. She unzipped me and pushed me back on the single seater couch. Once down she hit the deck and homed in on my torpedo. Gave a few more yanks out of my pants and then engulfed it with her hot little mouth. She ran her tongue over every inch of it. Im was dying to get her free of that dress, I reckon she will look amazing. Sucking me off for nearly 20 minutes i was more than ready to take her. She stood up and unzipped the back and it slipped off her. A nice bra and panties were what awaited me. I stood up and had her face the seat, bent her over and went downtown for some good old fashion eat out. She pretty well trimmed and this saved on me taking the floss monster on. She was so sweet tasting I could of stayed there for the night. But her arse was sitting above and she didnt take long to stop me so i would enter her tight little cunty. She was wet and I went straight in still from behind her. It was a tiny arse and I thumped it damn hard. The harder i went the deeper i would dive and she was loving the rod. After a little bit I pulled out and she turned to show me those great tits again. I thought she was going to sit on me but she continued up and planted her tight puss on my mouth. i went for round two. So so so good! I needed to get my load away here and I certainly didnt want to lose my cookies while she was riding my tongue express. I pulled her away from my face and sat her high on the saddle. Her little tits doing the mumbo in front of me was sensational. Whata tight unit this one was She was squeezing her pussy muscles while she rode me at times and it was a good feeling. One of my favorites for a girl to do. My hands were firmly on her arse and then she shocked me in the best possible way. She slid my hand towards her hole and then slid it in. Well if i thought her cunt was tight then her arse was one of a fish. She absolutely went nuts on my cock from then on out. The sweats were up, the panting was loud and my rocks were ready to erupt. She slid herself off me and layed back so I got a good look at her. Her legs either side of me still and her hands back on my ankles. I let rip with a nice spray which landed on her guts and dripped down to her twat. She then rubbed her hand thru it and spread it up to her tits.
What a session. She proceeded to the shower and i sat there pretty damn proud of myself. I showered after her and then we sat there talking about what her sister would say if she knew. Well then to my delight there was a knock on the door. Bingo, guess who? I was rushed to the back room and an almighty blew began The sister knew that something had gone on and she was furious with her. I was laughing my arse off (quietly) in the room. Once the sister was gone i came out. Vanessa wasnt happy with her. She asked me if I would be interested in seeing her again. I agreed and then she said that she knew that being seen with me would really piss her sis off. I didnt care why, all i knew was that I had some good sex ahead of me.

Have a good one guys,
leon

Goo from the sky

I offer a big welcome back and hope you have all been following in the footsteps of myself. Its been a little quiet of late but I have made a comeback into the playing arena with a nice piece at a club i was at last night. I ventured out with a couple of friends to a club that I normally wouldnt go to. Always a good opportunity to see some new puss to plug.
This night was to be no exeption and i had my "cockernator" set on destruction. There was some fine pieces there and the person we were there to see had hired out a whole level of this small club. Great effort really, not only with the room but with how many hot girls this guy knew. I like his work. Got chatty with a few and things were going along swimmingly indeed. A couple of prospects and as the alcohol flowed the chance of one of these girls letting their guard down was becoming more and more likely. I continued to cruise around the room randomly talking to whomever I liked. The good thing about this set-up is that if you fuck up then chances are you will never see them again.
On heading to the toilet i came across some absolute spunks that I didnt expect to see away from the playboy mansion (damn close I tell ya now). Thats it... I need to lay some beaver down and inject some hot cream into the mix. It ws approx 2am by this point and the alcohol Im sure had done its job on the young fillies aswel as myself. A nice breasty piece with the regulation short skirt was talking to my friend. They seem to be getting along fine and I know my friend will put in a good word for me (even better considering my friend is a girl). I ventured over and made some light conversation whilst I looked down on her DD boobs. I tell you I could of put skis on and slid the slopes on those puppies. Once my friend saw that we were getting along well she left us alone. I got her a drink and she took a liking to my sick sense of humour. I led the conversation slowly towards a more dirty corner to see how she would react. She matched me in every aspect. This girl is great. I am going to pound her pussy so hard that she will have to replace it the next day. It was getting on 3am now. Time to decide what we were doing considering the place was begginning to empty. My friend come over and asked if I was going with them, I took one look at the hot chick and she was nice enough to reply... "I think we were going to go and have a drink down the road". Well my pants smiled Im sure. We headed out the front and got a cab. Off to her place we went and it was a trendy flat in Sth Melbourne about 10 mins from the club. She made me a bourbon and we sat on her back patio (6 stories up). It was getting on to the time I should be mounting this little vixen for the world to see. Nothing like some balcony bum rushing. I finished my drink just as she decided to mount my lap and start kissing around my neck and ear. This chick was pushing all the right buttons and Mr Downstairs was eager to get to this beaver. My hand found its way up her top and I was happier than a kid at Disneyland. She paused... sat back and removed her top to reveal a lacey little number hugging this magnificent puppies of love. I slid one strap off her shoulder and pulled it down her arm till her tit fell out to show-off to the world. It sat up a treat, no need for enhancement or a push-up here I tell ya. Well I wasted no time and got that bra off quick smart because next stop was badgerville. She had already got through my shirt and was starting to unzip when I stood up to see if this little lass had any go in her. Sure enough she slowly removed my jeans and took me into her mouth. She worked me over well and good, good and well, just blood fantastically ok!!!! Playing with my balls while she ran her tongue the length of my shaft. Well no-one else at this rediculous time of the morning may have heard the sound of angels but i tell ya my friends it was there. But that sound was soon replaced by the sound of alrms in my balls that were telling me to dive for cover. The only port I could think of was inside her smoo. I asked if she wanted to head inside and she bluntly said "no!!". She wants it out here and damn it, Im going to be the one that gives it to her. I put her up on the ledge (sounds dangerous but its a big ledge) and slid her underwear to one side. She was wet... really wet. I couldnt resist, I wanted to get some growl for my buck here. She was trimmed very nicely and and dined in. If only on I got this service when I dine out normally. She was oohing for some gooing so up I stood, shaft at the ready and dived in deep. She let out with a great moan on taking in a deep breathe. It slid in nice and easy and I went to pump city. There is something special about humping a chick and looking at the sites. But I tell you all now, the only sites worth looking at were those magnificent tits she had and they were dancing on her chest. We got off the ledge and she jumped on top of me on the chair. She grinded on me so hard and I had a face full of tits which I never wanted to leave. Nipples just a little bigger than a 50cent piece and with a radar for my tongue. I was getting close and she knew it. She finally got off and got on her knees in front of me while Im still seated. She wanted to finish it, and she wanted to see the results of our great night together. She took it in her mouth with such gusto I knew I was going to have to blow in her gob. The throbbing was becoming unbearable and Im sure i must of woken someone with my cry of "FUCK YEAH". Next thing, out it came and she took it right down the front of her. I dont think an artist couldnt of painted a better picture. She smiled at me and then she led me to the shower. We played some more in there and washed up. We went her bedroom and sure enough I awoke from the around 10am and she got me breakfast. After that I left and we went our seperate ways. No numbers were given but Im sure its a night she talked about for days to come.

Hope this was as enjoyable for you as it was for me. well it couldnt be but hope you had a laugh anyways. A special mention to "Bags and his merry men down in Magpie land" that Im sure work hard making their furniture and sneaking off to read the tales of Leon. Im off guys. See you all soon.
Leon

Im back with another tale of cream for you all

people say that you shouldnt sleep with people you work with. I say, its better if you do because it makes the day go quicker and you can walk around with a raging boner and have a damn good excuse for it. Well this one today is close to the mark. The young lass i dont work with now but she was my secretary at my previous place of employment. She was a nice unit with quite large tits for a little piece. we would flirt whenever i was in the office and then we started to run into each other away from work. Well as time went on i eventually made it to her house where the conversation kept touching on the topic of boyfriends, current plans and filthy jokes. She seemed all good for these so i thought I was half a chance here. that day passed with me walking out with a full load. She had my number and was calling me once every 2 days. Another visit to the house was on the cards. I arrived there and all seemed well. we got talking about total crap and then i couldnt have asked for a better thing to happen. She just walks over, sits on my knee and kissed me. Well i did the gentleman thing and ran my hand straight up her top. She had great tits and they felt even better. The kissing got heavy and I knew it was only a matter of time before we went elsewhere. She stood up and led me to the lounge. Pushed me onto the couch and then threw a leg either side and proceeded to take my top off. She was craving the cock, I knew it. her breathing ws getting heavier. She dropped to her knees and pulled off my pants. It was a sight my friends... she engulfed that cock like an african would a big mac. She sucked and licked it so hard, it felt amazing. I was that hard by now that I had to put this into her before I burst all over her. She stood up and started to remove her pants. Once gone she stood up on the couch, put a leg over the top and let me eat her out whilst im sitting there. What a gal, shes doing all the work. I chowed down good and im sure I had pussy juice all over my face by now. it was time to ram the rod home in this filly. I slid down between her legs and turned to be faced with an arse you would eat dinner off. Im not here for dinner, it looks like a serving plate waiting for a serve of creamy cum. I slid straight in there and grabbed hold tight of her hips. I was thrusting that deep my balls were playing a tune on her cunt lips. i pulled it out after awhile and smacked it a few times on her arse before I turned her around and deposited it right back where once it had came. She was playing with herself whilst i rammed her tight little cunty. the tits were out for the world to see now and I tell you my friends, the world would of loved them. It was getting to the point that i needed to unleash the goo monster on her. She jumped on top facing away from me. She landed on this tool like she wanted to put me through the floor. She knew when it was time and raised herself a level so I could get him out. Once done, she sat back on me and i let it go right up her back and onto her arse. It was a sight! She pulled me off to ensure all ws gone and we layed back and did what any normal sex crazed couple do after sex...
lit a smoke and reflected on a great fucking afternoon.
Soon after we had showered, her little girl came home and i played barbies with her till it was time to scoot. i went home with a big smile and an empty ball bag.

Until next time, stay hard till the end.

Leon

Welcome back fans

Im back and have a beauty for you all today. First of all thanks for all the comments left on here. I have recieved them from 6 different countries now. Fuckin pisser really that people read this trash.

Anyways the story begins here.
I was sitting here just killing some time. I have approx 90 odd people on messenger here but many are blocked coz they shit me to tears at times. i decided to unblock a few and see what Ive been missing. Well like Rex with a rod one bit straight away. She was one I did awhile ago, a couple of years ago apparently, now she was back and wanted to talk shop with me. She told me how she wasnt happy with her current boyfriend but was too scared to leave him. Well I took this as the open door and slid my foot right in. She is easily led this one so I told her that i was willing to come to her (nice guy I am). She was wrapped with this and we worked out details. Once i had the adress of her work i was off to the shower. I cant give too many details but she is in hospitality. I drove to the destination which was middle of nowhere. was trying to work out where the fuck we were going to get the nasty on. My car is too small to unleash and she has a car the same size. I arrived there and to my surprise i find that its a kids camp. Before you all go nuts and ring the cops on me, she is 22 y/o. But this was getting interesting. She met me in the carpark and I asked her where she had in mind. Well this little toe-rag was on the money and for the record, was looking pretty fucking good at the time. She suggested that on of the huts may not be getting used and we should check it out. Off we went. She led the way while I was measuring up that butt. kids running around everywhere, this was increasing the risk factor... love it baby. The first one we went into was empty. My denim was ready to stretch, I was ready to grab this trollop and put her over the bench in front of me. she led me through the rooms till we found one with crash mats. This was like bad porn but im all for a bit of phys-ed. Some idle talk followed then I just got to it. She was wearing a fitted t-shirt with a skirt. Nothing better than hiking up that skirt and riding the smoo express. We started kissing and my hands were slowly making their way around her nice unit. I nice surprise from our previous encounter was that her tongue was pierced. this only signalled one thing, she had to drop and get in touch with her inner self by means of consuming my one eyed throat tickler. She made her way down south till i felt her tongue run across my balls straight away. This girl remembers me well. She lapped them up like they were covered in chocolate. that piercing was doing the job and my ding dong was rising quicker than ever now. I picked her up and dropped her to the mat. open her up and slid underwear to one side. Hello mamma, poppa is back! I made my way up down and round and round till it was juicy for a visitor. it was time for delivery. I put her on top of me and watched her lower herself slowly onto me. She was still wearing that top but was nice enuf to lift it above her tits and show me what she was made of. They would have to be a d cup easily and she was only a size 12. its a good package, good for a fling in the Kiddie Club anyways.
She was dropping onto my cock so bloody hard i thought she was going to push me through the mat. My balls were taking a beating here but i fought through it... hehehe. Enough was enought though, i turned her onto her side, grabbed one leg, threw it over my shoulder and slid straight in. It was time for pay back for this bitch. I was going to make her look like she had been riding bare back for an hour when I was done. I could hear kids outside and this made me hurry up proceedings. last think i needed was some kiddie coming in and seeing her staff member getting a member of her own. This whore was loving the cock. She kept squeezing her cunty walls together and it felt great. I pulled out and wanted to go some doggie. I turned her over and slapped my cock on her arse a few times. Rock solid it bounced back as if to tell me he was ready to go deep. Well who am I to stop this fella from serving his cuntry? In he went and i tell you now, what a soldier. He went in deep, popped out a few times to give reports before he could take no more. he looked sick. Not well at all. I knew what was coming... he was sick. Needed to spew. Then before i knew it he had chucked his insides all over the back of the wench. Smacking himself silly on her arse to make sure it was all out.
We then decided it was time to split before we got company. She was very happy with her visit and wants invite me again. Well Im all for the joys of rooting in kiddie town. She is a good sort this one and i look forward to trying to get one up the brown canyon next time.

Hope you all enjoyed my come back. will see you all again soon

Leon

Well people of the world, Im back and do I have a boning good story for your little impressionable minds today. When things go bad they go terribly bad and Leon isnt adverse to such situations. It started off so well as it normally does but on this night it all turned pear shaped and i was left full of cum and running like a black fella looking for cheap liquor.
I was sitting here on the pc looking at some excellent porn that a friend had delivered earlier in the day. Not good really coz soon i had a bat in my pants and it was looking to hit a home run. It was just a matter of which silly wench was going to step up to the plate and take one for the team.... "TEAM LEON".
i got on messenger which houses over 100 such wenches and went to work. the longer i was on there the harder I was getting and I needed to get one away. I got talking to one little filly that seemed pretty keen after some sweet nothings from me. Sure she had a boyfriend but Ive done this before and was quite comfortable boning this little gem right in her button. I agreed to go to her place which is always fun. Spoof on her sheets and leave her to clean.
I get there in quick time and meet her at the door. She was ok be honest... I would split a fat chinawoman to get one away Im that horny. We got into her place and she led me to her room. Got to love a chick that wants to get on the end of my south pole right from the get go. We enter the room and it looks like a fucking creche. Stuffed toys everywhere. The only toy Im stuffing is her, paddington bear can lick my balls clean afterwards if he likes. We start kissing and touchin around when theres a knock on the door. She goes and gets it and is away for approx 5 mins. She returns and sits at the end of the bed. Whats going on here Im thinking. SHe then proceeds to say "Ive got something to ask you". Well Im open to a bit so I ask "what?"
My boyfriend has just arrived and I was wondering (at this point Im thinking 3some and Im all the go for that), do you like the idea of video taping this?? Sounded good to me so I agree. She then tells me that the only way this isgoing to happen now is if the boyfriend is involved. Im all for that but aint touching the dirty cunt. I'll fuck his mrs though. Apparently he swings both ways and the look of disgust on my face told the story. No fucking way honey, I aint rubbing nasties with your boyfriend. She tells me to sit tight for a minute. She returns and tells me that he will just video tape that it. Im a goer for that.
He enters the room and sits in the corner while I start to undress his mrs. She gets hold of my pants and starts to pull at the zip. Bingo! Unleash the beast! She gets on the end of it and she's sucking and running her teeth along the length of it. Man does this one give great head. Something makes me look over at the boyfriend and thats when it turned ugly.
He had the camera right at my head and was jacking off at the same time. This filthy cuntwas getting off on looking at me. Thats a no go area. I pushed her head away and told her what for. She explained that I would be turning him on and that its ok coz he hasnt touched me. I was out of there. I got in my car highly pissed off and started driving. Got home and jumped in the shower. Dropped a load in there that could of clogged the sink.
Well this night could of been great if it wasnt for the "wack-off wonder kid" spoiling it. Now i live on a new rule... "stick it in her end but no "wack-off boyfriend".
Until next time
Leon

Groovers once again I apoligise for my absence from the page but my pc is crap and likes to shut me out. Its like a hot chick that you just want to bone but you get the cold shoulder. its a pity this happens because it hard to look at "nanna" the same way over the Christmas table. She wants you to open your present when you know what you really want... some good old fashioned pensioner puss!!

But today my fellow filthers, Im hear to tell you a story that is not only sick (theres a change) but hopefully entertaining. Due to illness of late Ive been playing the sick patient to, surprisingly, a couple of chicks that like to pamper their guys. The good thing with this arrangement is that if you perform shit you have a valid excuse. i was feeling particularly good this day so I double booked myself. A midday session and an evening.Well I believe in eating a couple of good meals a day.. just today would be a double up of sushi. The first girl was a nice piece but she had to be quick. Her boyfriend was meeting her for lunch at 2. We had 2 hours to wine and dine. I wasnt calling for the bill too quickly tho. I was like a whore on the clock, she was the whore on my cock. She told me to lay back and she would take care of everything. No false advertising here, she delivered with a licking performance any good lesbian would be jealous of. i thought she was going to make the term "sucked off" a reality at one point. But the trooper I am i made it through the heartache of the situation and was recovered enuf for her to ride the "leon express". time went by too quickly. So quickly there was no blow (god only knows how).
I layed around for the afternnon trying not to finish the job myself. Needed to know I was going to get a good one away tonight. Day turned to night and I was on the verge of bursting a sack or two. A knock at the door and it was soon to be go time. Luckily she was in a good mood. i got her a drink (gentleman I am) and we sat for a bit. Some flirting turned to some touching. Some touching turned to some kissing. Some kissing turned into a "fuckfest" that could only be rivalled by master fuckers. She wore a nice crop top with a lace bra and cargo pants. Hence the past tense because it wasnt on for long i tell ya. Very nice tits too. This girls loves the lick of the nipples so I was doing laps quicker than Thorpie winning gold. I was going for my own gold here. There is no greater sight than a chick with her legs back touching her ears and asking for more. She jumped on top and was giving my wang a great thrashing. The sound of the slapping of skin was to be remembered. She grabbed my balls so tight while she was going for it that I felt like the wild bull and she was waiting to be bucked off. Well I tell you, she smashed the 10 second barrier easily. She rode this pony till the goo came home. And boy did it come home, right over her stomach. She wiped it up over her tits, took some in the mouth via the finger and smiled at me.
Well thank-you very much nurse. This patient is feeling considerably better now and may go back to work tomorrow. It proves my theory, a load a day keeps the Dr away (unless the Dr is hot and she needs an injection from the Love Gun)

Till next time, this is Leon signing off. Be nice to your grandmas

Well I'm glad to say that I'm back from a very long lay-off. Due to computer problems I have not been able to add to this page but I've just been saved by a very dodgy man indeed. He is one of a very exclusive club.. "the Black Sock Club". I have just seen something that will keep me laughing for quite sometime.
Anyway you are here to hear about Leon. Considering the amount of time that has passsed us all by there must be a decent story coming. Well believe me it is cumming!
Its been getting cold of late and we all know that this isnt good for my "weapon of mass destruction". But a test was put fourth and who am I to shift from a challenge. I had a friend want me to get a chick down the beach and go a little bonkers on her beaver to see whether I could keep the fella up in extreme conditions. Well Im all for extreme sports but i knew I would be pushing to get a chick to go for it at the beach in this weather. It was time to search for a stupid broad to get on the end if my "ice pick". To the net i went. Messenger has many that will go out for a quick shaggin'. I put the feelers out and I got a bite (silly scrag). She suggested that we do it at werribee beach. Who knew that the shithole of Melbourne would have a beach worth screwing on. Anyways I went down there and took a bottle of wine (coz Im a gentleman). Got a few into her and her motor was running. It was bloody cold and there was a stiff breeze. But the mast went up and I was ready to sail this toe-rag right out to sea. Good for me she had gloves on right b4 she started giving it a tug. Nice warm hand to get it off and running. No blanket to lay on made it interesting. She dropped her head to filter my tool to the back of her throat. Now i was warming up. She was working it harder than a 15 year old boy watching his first porno flick alone. I like a chick that knows when her place isnt always in the kitchen. I thought it was well and truley time she got to sample some of my "beef roll". She sat up on me and slid that sucker up towards her guts. She was that wet downstairs that I thought i may need a life jacket if I put this bitch over the top. Her snatch was threatening to wash me away. I pounded her harder than waves pounded the rocks nearby. The only smell in Werribee that night was the smell of sweaty sick-arse sex my brothers. I was going to launch with my "goo bomb" and her stomach looked like the likely target. She disagreed obviously because when i said i was going to cum she moved to get it in her gob. What a las! She took the lot of my heated release.
I had achieved my objective and she informed me that she had always wanted to fuck in a public place. She was hot to do it again sometime somewhere else. Well Im here to service the community my friends.
My next installment is a goodie for you all. Nicely titled.... "I cant believe i got away with it!"
Stay tuned to read exactly what I did because you can think all you like, you wont believe till you read it.
Till then groovers, have fun and I will be seeing you all very soon.

Leon Phelps (ladies man)

Back baby... I'm back!!!
Its been a good break from writing but its the wang that has been doing some overtime here. Its hard to back up after the Melton Muff dive but as Leon always does... I did. I was dared recently that I wouldnt lick someones arse. Well I say if the arse is that hot, lick it, poke it, damn, just ram your cock right in there till she bleeds tears (who says Im not a giving person). Well this one all began with me wanting to spice up the room a little and I did this by layering my bed with a plastic drop sheet and some oils off to the side of the bed to splash around in. The chick in question I have done previously and she was coming back for some more cock smoking. Why have a cubin when you can have a "Leon" I say. I told her of the idea and she was randy as hell for it. She was getting a little horny in the car I'd say. Maybe it was the fact that she was pulling my wang from my jeans or maybe because she was feeling herself downstairs at the same time. Either way I was going to slap my meat on her arse hard tonight. Upon arriving home she went straight to the bedroom to check it out. Lots of candles, giant cushions, and ofcourse the plastic and oils. But the best was yet to come!! I had her masturbate for me on the bed before we started. Like this wasnt enough, I went and got the dildo I hide in the house for such an occassion. She went totally off, it was fantastic. She told me to come over to the bed while she was playing with herself so she could pull me off while I watched. Pulling off turned into head and that was it for me, I was off to the races. I wasnt putting $50 on the nose tonight, I thought Id go with a goo bomb on the whole face. She was hanging for it, I thought she was going to bite my cock off at one point. She continued to tell me that she had been a bad girl and needed a hard cock to punish her. And punish her I did. I was ramming this little vixen from behind when i pulled out and waited for a response. She looked back to see what was going on. "So you really want punishment tonight??" I said to this girl. She agreed strongly. So I opened her arse cheeks waiting for her to say no but there was no sound coming. I rubbed some oil on the old fella and prepared to dive. Slowly in it went. I ended up in a nice distance. i think I could of checked her temperature at one point. It was a nice tight fit and she was liking it. This was surely going to result in a major blow on that same arse I was fucking. After a few minutes I pulled out, not to blow but to shove it back in her wet awaiting cunt. I went hard on her. My balls were smacking against her lips. Pulled back out when i knew it was almost time and slid back in her holiest of holes. Soon after I pulled him out and shot a beautiful load right inside her arse cheeks. it was a sight that should be framed. I smacked that arse one more time then rolled over to rest.

I recommend that given the opportunity you should do this. If the arse looks good enough to eat then feed it to ensure it survives to be fucked another day. From all reports this may be happening again soon. Just have to wait for her husband to go on another business trip north.

Thats it today guys and gals. Till the next installment, have fun out there.

Leon

The Melton Muff Dive

Its been too long between printing on here so hers one that happened last week, I hope you enjoy. It has been a silly season for chicks and as always there is one thing better than a nice wet pussy ina bikini... thats the same nice wet pussy bouncing up and down on my man meat or even better, my tongue doing the nasty on it. I was in the mood to go for some sushi. The question is.... was there anyone out there that needed a good cleaning out by means of the tornado tongue. Well i decided to hit the net to find some action. Not alot going on and I was about to call it a day when i decided to unblock most ppl on my messenger contacts. Low and behold some chick that i cant remember said hi. All good, nice and innocent to begin but this was about to take a turn for the worst. I threw a few lines past her to test the waters but not expecting much back. Well this girl was not only randy, she told me that she wanted me at her work to help complete her 2 hours off. I wasnt prepared to jump in the car then but told her that the next night would be good. She was all for that and i went to bed with a minor woody and a big smile on the face.
The next day came about as quick as I did the night before. (never rule out the joy of the hand) I lazed around 4 the day waiting for my time to arrive. A shower, a shit, a shave, thats all that was needed before i went off to feed her kitty cat a main meal of "me" meat. Iarrived at her place about 10 mins late but considering I was driving to Melton it was a fair and decent effort. I was in the mood to go where no man had gone on this whore before. The holiest of holes with the tongue of love... hehe. She said that no guy she has been with will go down on her. What an absolute disgrace and outrage!!! I'm here to serve the needs of all filthy tarts and this one has got me on a day where i missed my lunch and want double for dinner.
She opened the door and she wasnt a bad piece at all. As a friend told me last night from being in melton.. "Melton girls... (shaking head) , no fucking good"
Well this one wasnt too bad, she wasnt going to make a Peter North blowjob scene but she was going to make mine tonight. We sat in the kitchen and we chatted about idle bullshit for about half an hour. She was getting more and more relaxed as we went on. I dropped the line about kitty needing feeding (we joked of this on the net so she knew what i was talking about). She smiled and said that i needed a tour of the house. We got to the laundry and she ran her hand over my leg. "This is where kitty normally gets fed", she told me. Well the meal has arrived so come and get it i was thinking. We started kissing and she was tugging at my bursting python to release him from the clutches of my jeans. She ripped it out and started pulling it harder and harder till i thought it was going to be ripped right off. As she was kissing and biting my neck she said that she wanted to take it all in her mouth. Down she went quicker than the stockmarket crash. My cock dissappeared into her gob and was on daydream Is getting a massage from her tongue. This girl certainly new how to use my equipement and hers. Soon after i needed to return the favour so i dropped her skirt to find this little skank was not wearing any underwear. Nice touch I thought. I put her up on the washing machine and became the navy's number one sea diver. Amazingly .... no smell. I could eat this all night. Nicely trimmed too. I always like nice presentation of my meals. Soon after she told me she wanted to go to the lounge room. off we went, got on the floor and she assumed the great 69 position. The stronger I tongued her twat the harder she sucked my cock. My face was so far in Im surprised that my ears werent tickling her flaps. i needed to either get her on my cock or i was going to blow a hole in her throat. Doggy over the couch, she riding me, and then a nice finish with her sitting on my face while Im sitting upright on the chair. it was go time so i took her down and there she was on her knees in front of me like a poor little child begging for food. Well this one was going to get food... food of the GOO kind! She took me in her mouth and worked it well. She was waiting for meal time and it hit her face like a tidal wave in the sands. I reckon I dropped a stone that time. She absolutely loved the attention she was given and has invited me back for more. Im going to try for a rear entry at some point and when i do you will hear about it straight away.

Hope you all had a good holiday and got your dick wet a few times.
Till next time, have fun and remember... Shes only a whore if ya paying for it. If you get it for free shes a skank!!

Cya all, Leon

CHRISTMAS SMEAR!!

Christmas makes people do some funny things. Maybe its the heat? Maybe the alcohol? Maybe its my incredible good looks? I'd say its the alcohol and heat but whatever works I'll take it. I headed out on the prowl for some young girlie to bring me some cheer and also to find someone that wanted to swallow my children so i can save on pressies again for another year. I thought I should go for any easy kill this time. I searched for a young lass that was low on confidence and full of piss. The pubs are full of them. No need to get there too early, turn up late, look fresh and get them after they r full.
I arrived to find there was plenty of fresh meat at the market. I just needed to pick which bit I wanted. After a quiet ale I set off to find the flange. Bingo! Spotted a nice one that was showing some tit, had a bit of an arse on her but I will just pretend that she is Jennifer Lopez when I grind her from the rear. Nice tattoo on the lower back too. About 5'3, short brown hair (love my brunnettes), slim to medium build and heels that would put an elephant to sleep if it was stabbed with it. I appraoched the bar when she did and made comment on how nice the tattoo was. She smiled and ordered her drink. I told her that her friends seemed to be having a bit of a quiet night. She told me that she had the shits with them and wanted to go home but they didnt want to leave. (Could it be this easy) I asked if she wanted to play pool. She said she would but would tell her friends first. Met her there and ofcourse I threw the game to humour this little rocket waiting to happen. A few more drinks and some dickie humour from me was getting the right responses. Then just when i thought it was dragging a bit an old friend of mine (no I havent shagged her yet) came over to see me. She was hot, gave me a hug, bit of chit chat, said her goodbyes and told me to call her about an upcoming party. Well well well, didnt that get my pool partner interested. She got me a drink and i could almost taste the dripping juice of some hard arse fucking on my lips. Her friends came over and said they wanted to leave. Had i done enough on this little one to have her dump them? Ding ding!! She told them she was going to stay now. I'm home baby. I asked where she lived and it wasnt close. A sure sign that Im in for a shag baby. Its an expensive long ride from here alone. For some reason i took the tact of talking about wines. Not a strong point but the right point none the less. She invited me back to her place to try some wine she had just purchased (whatever rows ya boat love). I flagged a cab, I reckon instead of throwing an arm out i could of got my wang out to get one. Better save that move for later. We arrive back and its a nice joint. I sit to have my drink when she takes it from my hand and tells me it will be there when i get back. She leads me to the kitchen and she sits on the bench. I hike the skirt up to show some more leg and panties. A g-string for entree. We kissed and I opened her top to find a nice pair of tits that were calling to me in only a voice i hear. Those famous words... "kiss me, fondle me, make me bounce and then spurt goo all over me"
Well I cant argue with that. We started slow till she hopped from the bench, hiked the skirt and pulled the G to one side. Open wide, come inside, but this aint play school. I entered her very easily, she was oh so wet. I reckon it was dripping down her leg the filthy book worm looking skank. This scene reminded me of a porn I watched with a mate one night so i thought I should attempt to relive the greatness that was on screen that night. All the moves came back to me but there was one I wasnt sure she would go for... da butt! I love da butt. For some reason there r girls that arent so keen on the idea. I smacked my smoking cock on her arse cheeks now and again only to re-enter again. She put her hand up, underneath to grab my swaying balls while I banged her Lopez butt hard. Its a nice look I assure you (mirror to the right of me comfirmed this). She squeezed her pussy muscles so tight it told my wang it was time to open fire with some love juice for santas little helper. I heaped it on her arse so much i thought there was a chance if it froze there you could ski on it. Beats skiing Bulla.
This girl certainly got her present this year and me... well I did what i pride myself on, I spread the cheer to another little girl. i might head back next year to check her out again coz this one was indeed a rocket waiting to happen.
i sipped the wine (ok, I practically skulled it) and i left. her mum was apparently coming home the next day.

Gotta fly, new years is only days away and I need to charge the batteries to bring in the new year. Rememeber.... DRINK HARD, PARTY HARD, FLIRT HARD AND ABOVE ALL FUCK HARD!!!

have a good one groovers and remember to always love Da Butt!

Leon

Back in the saddle and riding again... if you know what I mean!
Its awhile between drinks here and im sorry for that but pickings have been slim of late. But with what pickings Ive had had they have all been quite slim and it must be this weather or something but they like the feeling of sweat running down between their arse crack. It is a great time of year to see the girls parading in next to nothing but one down fall is the girls that think they have the body for certain clothing but believe me when i say that a size 18 girl should never be sold a crop top and tight pants. There must be a law brought in to change such offences committed but these disallusional ppl that think because some guy puts spunk all over their face at 5am in the back ally way of a dodgy pub and says he willl ring her, that she has the right to parade around in clothing that was never meant to see the light of day touching their bodies!!

Anyway i have that off my chest now, lets move onto other more inportant topics like the cunt rag I boned last night. I was invited out to dinner with this girl so i did the right thing and tried to look my best. We went to dinner at a place that was previously mentioned in another story to accomodate the quick escape. Dinner went a treat and we were moving along nicely. She talked of her home life (ho bloody hum), school (shes 21) and old boyfriends (always a favorite with me coz u always hear how they fucked up and u do the opposite). The night was getting on and she invited me back to her place. All signs point to possible cum soaking here. She was pretty tired so I had to work quickly. We got back there and her sister was there. They live together i find out. She has had a few drinks and is very chirpy. Shes 24 I find out. Nice little piece, may brake her if I enter through the rear coz it was a tight package. Im outside saying hi to the dog and puffing a smoke when she comes out. We continue to small chat and she starts to ask me about my night out. All good there and she is very friendly. I go back inside to start my thing with my DATE and there she is on the couch in her pjs, 2 piece crop top style, tiny shorts, looking good enuf to eat...... shes asleep!! Damn it!!
Thinking its time to exit I leave my number on the bench. Well there u go a night ruined by me needing a smoke. Im driving home when my phone rings.. its the sister. She told me that she thought I was cute and that if i wanted i could meet her at the park down the road. Big u-turn and i had a hankering for some sister act. I got to the park, went to her car and jumped in. Forget idle chat besides the usual... dont tell my sister. I agreed and she unzipped my jeans to unleash the fury of the penis that needed to be eaten up. A nice hand job and kissing while i slipped her bra off to show a nice set of boobs that were screaming for some tongue massage. I layed the seat back and proceeded to take one in hand and one in mouth. As I was doing this the handjob was getting quicker so I thought it was time to let her swallow my children. Her head dropped quicker than the Australian dollar in recesion. She licked it like a lolly pop. This little girl needs some special sherbert to take home for "show and tell". I told her i was about to cum and she let me do it all over her car seat. What a doll. I zipped up, took a last look and told her to pass my number onto her sister but she was free to ring anytime. She agreed and we both left grinning.
I may be able to get the sister id say. Fuck them both and play spot the difference. I only hope that I dont slip and say the wrong name. That would be as bad as dropping a load on a girls back late one night at a swingers party, then only to roll her over and see your sister.

See ya all soon, Leon

4am wake-up call

This story is from a little while ago but one that has stayed in my mind to this day. Here it was, saturday night and for some stupid bloody reason I stayed home (think I was on my rags). I did the usual couple of beers, a dodgy movie and off to bed trying to forget everyone else that was out having fun.
The guy I lived with got home at about 4am. I heard him come in but fell asleep straight away. Next thing I hear my bedroom door opens. I dont roll over and just think its my mate checking if im home. The door closes. Next thing someone is sitting on my bed. I pretend to be asleep thinking my mate is going to do something dodgy and I was going to smack him a beauty. Before I know it someone is in my bed, but this person definately isnt my mate. Unless he has started to smell much better than usual.
Before he went out I told him to get me a chic and bring her back but I didnt think he could possibly do it. This girls hands start feeling me up and down. Gets to my now wide awake cock and things are starting to get good. She starts kissing my neck and rolls me over and then I make up that she has just woken me. I cant see who she is but with how well she was kissing me I didnt really care. Nice package this chic had, tight butt, nice box and my professional opinion would say that she had size 12c boobs. I rolled her over and was about to put myself deep inside her when she decides to ask.... "do you have a girlfriend?" Shit. Great timing. I reply "no honey, youre the only one for me" With me saying that she gets off the bed and was proceeding to get dressed in the dark. "Whats going on, come back over here". She then replies... "I cant believe you, I was just here to surprise you and you ruin it"

Oh shit!!! Quick thinking required here. Its my new fucking MRS!!! I explained that I was just role playing and I thought she would like it. For some stupid bloody reason she believed me. She jumped back into bed and we had unbelievable make-up sex.
Little did she know, the following week I was screwing one of her friends and we broke up soon after. I was later to find out that my mate was watching me all that time when I was fucking her from my window. He must of been happy that I had lit a candle or 2 when she jumped back in. The session went on and off till 6pm the next night. I sent her home and then took the monday off to sit back and reflect on my handy work.

Back to present day and Im travelling along ok. I have a few boxes that need opening before xmas and Im planning on doing one in a santa suit. Remember xmas is the season for giving so get out there and give give give! And always be polite.. after she has cleaned ur balls with her tongue for an hour be sure to say thank-you. Im nothing if not a gentleman.

Catch you all soon
Leon

back baby!!!
For all those of you who didnt read the last post i suggest u have a glance before you read this one. For this ladies and gentleman is PART TWO. Lets get back to the scene of the crime.....

I had a boner that was as hard as concrete for this chic. My god I had died and gone to Porno heaven. She was so good and next thing i know down she goes... Hits her knees and begins to run her tongue up the inside of my leg. Gets to the ball area... stops and looks at me. Damn this is going to kill me soon. She put her head back down and as she did her hair came over the top and landed on Mr Johnson. This bang was going to be history making. She was going to leave here like she had been riding the famous horse Mr Ed for a day bareback. I went to stand up and move to the couch but she pushed me back down. "Close your eyes" she said. This was just driving me nuts but I did it. There was silence for a second and no touching at all till I felt the touch of her pussy on my face. She had put a leg up either side of the arm of the chair and was leaning on the wall behind me. Crutchless panties are the best invention. She was already wet and i chowed down faster than a kid in a third world country would chow on a bucket from KFC. The way I was going I was a chance to lick this girl dry but I was going to inject "the Spermanator" into the holiest of holes first. I had one hand on each arse cheek and a face that was diving for pearls. Soon we stopped and she led me to the bedroom. Great set-up this girl had. A room that was built for some good lovin. She laid me down on the bed and asked me to close my eyes again. Before i knew it I had a face full of pussy juice and she had attacked my big fella planning to sink it further and deeper into her than the Titanic into the ocean. She sucked and licked like my cock was covered in all that she had always loved. This girl loved dick and I was the one that had to deliver the cargo to her holding bay. The Leon express had all engines firing and was going to blow a gasket soon. This girl worked the balls in her mouth like a pro ( I should know). She then sat up on me for a minute or so then she slid down my body to assume position... The reverse cowgirl. She was on her feet and slid back and fourth on me giving me a look at the arse from heaven. She held my feet whilst doing this. This girl was giving me a FUCKING lesson. Im open to study anytime baby. Mid screwing she turned without taking me out to face me and give me a look at that bra again. She stopped for a second.. only enough time to remove the bra totally. Oh mama!!! I could just hear the Ricki Lake crowd cheering... GO LEON, GO LEON!!! I grabbed her off the top of me and proceeded to go doggy on this bitch. I slapped arse like I never had before. She was spread wider than the Grand Canyon. I was going to cream this one any moment. I pumped and pumped till I knew it was time to unleash the beast. I pulled out, she turned and I dropped a mountain of goo on her face. SHe continued to pull me off to get all she could from her new best friend. Finally he was empty. A job well done and she looked a bloody treat with a face of special spray from.... little did she know... Leon Phelps!
Afterwards we showered together and played some more. This one was one for the books and I will never forget the night I was invited in for coffee and was fucked silly. The next day I saw her off to Europe. Not before she gave me one last blow job in the carpark of the airport. It was a clean up job for the car but like I cared really.
The visual I had that night is yet to be beaten but rest assured that I will continue to travel the world for the next hornbag to sample the sweet sweet juices of the sensational shlong.

Till next time dudes and dudettes.

Leon Phelps

IM BACK BABY!!!!!

Ive had an interesting week or so and need to tell you all about my conquests and disasters. I was out on Saturday night after a little fun with a young lass and ran into an old friend who I'll call "Randy O". You know who you r from the backyard piss up dude. Hes a fan of the page and was nice enuf to offer some suggestions that I have taken onboard to attempt in the future. Another funny thing from saturday b4 i get to some dirty bad lovin sex was a young lass that was there that made the big fella (thats me) giggle. She was a kool chick and was quite cute (no offence to bf that reads this too) but what threw me was that she was turning 29. My god if i had a girl that looked like that at 29 I would parade her around till I wasnt allowed to legally anymore. This is a girl that doesnt look a day over 22 and would fill out a school uniform good enough to stop traffic. Shit if I was driving id probably stack the piece of shit I drive... hehehe. Enough about that chic coz her bf would think rite now he's a legend but as a last note she told me a very funny thing... The bf is on the computer so often, and has been caught looking at porn by his grandma, she needs to request computer free nights just so she can get some good lovin'. If this girl ever is to fall pregnant there would have to be a power blackout in the city of melbourne for this to occur.

back to the story of the day.

Never rule out a shopping trip with a chic. Yes it drags forever and you have to look at some pretty ordinary stuff but there are some bonusses to such a trip. Think about it for a second. You have to go into many girlie shops for clothes hence many girls work there and shop there. Its a meat market. You hear them chat, see what they like, perve heaps at girls trying tops and jeans on. But the ultimate is when u get to the lingerie shop. Chics that r looking and bying outfits to swoon guys in the sack. Some of these girls a re red hot and some of the bras etc they r looking at you get a visual that could give your little fella a boning good day. I got the attention of a girl in a bra shop last week. I said some silly joke as she walked past and then we got talking. Was going ok but dont think I had enough to bed the babe. Ding dong, phone rings. Was talking to a mate about a party that night. She told me that she was going to that party and that she was really good friends with the host there. I left the store with my friend and headed home.

Got to the party and there was some quality soughts there. This is a good night for leon to spread the word along with a few sets of legs. Time to get a few chickies drunk so we can start the spread-a-thon. I circled the room and dropped a few lines to test the water. Theres a few here that will be a chance later on, a few boyfriends around too so that makes it hard but not ruling out anything this early. Had a few conversations going but got stuck with one that seemed keen to get jiggy. All was well till, boom boom boom, the girl from the bra shop arrived. Damn she looked good. She came to me and we began talking. She had been at a party previous to this one and was quite chirpy and friendly. She kept on touching my arm throughout our conversations and Im thinking this girl needs some good deep hard beef injection. As the night went on and we circled a bit more but always came back to each other it was looking good for some lovin. She asked if I was getting a cab home and if so could she share the cab with me. ofcourse i said yes and we hit the road soon after. In the cab she rested her hand on my leg and I returned the favour. But I had to slide coz she had a nice skirt on and I was curious as to the reaction i would get. What i really wanted to know was if she was wearing the panties she was looking at earlier that day coz they were fucking great. We got to her place and she asked me in for coffee (such a bad line). I joked that I dont like coffee. She kissed me and then whispered in my ear.. "I dont have coffee anyway, but you can have more of the same if you come in".
We got inside and it was as a famous singer once said.... Hammer Time! She threw me on the couch and she jumped on top. Tits in my face she rubbed my cock like she wanted a genie to come and and grant a wish. the only wish that was coming was a good shag and lots of panting and moaning. I took her top off and to my extreme delight she had got the matching bra to the panties earlier. So hot I whipped out Mr Johnson straight away. She stood up and slowly stripped off her skirt to show her panties... crutchless!! Giddy up tiger.

Part 2 is coming soon, its worth the wait I assure you!

Leon

SUCK FOR A PUFF

Hello groovers
Good to be back and a quick note to Mack Daddy (hehe, nice name) for starting his own site on here. When I get the adress I will pass it on.
Straight into it tonight coz i dont have much time. This is a quick onbe but a damn funny one. This one even surprised me. I got talking to a girl and after a few choice conversations she told me that she was out of smokes and was hanging for one. I said as a joke that she could come and get one if she wants (the gentleman I am, always thinking of others). She replied with this classic... A suck for a puff!!!
This made me piss myself and I jumped on the opportunity straight away. Before I knew it she was at my house and I gave her a smoke. She was nerveous but said she would go through with the promise. Before I knew it she was sucking my balls like she wanted them to leave my sack and enter her throat. My god this girl worked my equipment like she was a pro (maybe she was). My balls got a polishing that not even a car wash could give a classic. She asked if i had had pineapple juice earlier that day... I said no and told her that if she expects guys to go down to fish city then she should have to gobble down my goo and look like shes enjoying it. What a gal, she swallowed all my potential children. I gave her 2 smokes in total and this dumb-ass slag gave me a blowie. Some ppl in this world have no idea but aslong as they find there way to the end of my tool I dont care what they do.
I got to fly but next time someone asks for a smoke think for a second and smile.

Will see you all again soon

Leon

Howdy guys and girls. Well there has been a bit of a break but due to something I call work it makes it hard. But something else that makes it hard is a great blow-job. Its been an interesting couple of weeks and ofcourse i wasnt going to let the team down.
Unfortunately for anyone concerned Ive been as horny as ten guys in a whore house with a ton of cash. The difference is that I dont pay for it except in the occassional head fuck. Let me share with you a little gem we will today call, Suzie.
Me and Suzie have talked for a little while and she was becoming more and more keen the more we spoke. She sounded like she could fit a foot-long down her throat and she wasnt shy about telling me how much she loves the skin snag. Well I was intent on bringing out the salami and giving her a taste test.
Showering previous to her arriving (yes i was playing at home tonight, Ive had too many away games recently), I could feel it was anytime before my boney little friend was going to pop up and say hello to the world. I couldnt afford to do anything silly in the shower as I needed my bags full to squirt this little tart. She told me she swallows and like any guy i have to see that happen. That bitch better not try and kiss me straight after it, god knows I dont want to swallow myself.
GAME TIME
She isnt the greatest thing in the world but loves the cock, hopefully thats a love that will stay with her till late in life when she needs to remove her teeth to give all the guys a blowie at the local RSL. A sick thought I know but even the old wrinkly bastards need to drop a load of goo. We sat, we chatted, we both knew it was only a matter of time before I was going to be eating sushi. Now this really is home delivery. After about 15 mins i was going to burst from my pants, so i stood up , made some stupid bloody joke, she giggled and i unzipped my pants. A smile came on her face and she proceeded to to whip out my snake. lets see this bitch go the gobble and see if she lives up to what she said she can do. There it was in her mouth and she was taking it easy. It felt good but I needed some deep hard loving. I grabbed the back of her head and starting pushing in hard.
She gagged quickly but soon adjusted to take me all in. I want to see it come out the back of her head. Always a chance considering how hard I was pushing. There I was saying to her..... "Thats right, take it all, you love it, show me how much tonight"
She hit my cock like a semi hits a kangaroo... (fucking hard indeed). It was like I had the last cock on earth and she was intent on devouring the lot. She has a bit of a biggy arse but I knew at that point looking down at it i needed to get her from behind, hold on tight and put my man meat so far up her that it comes out her ears.
So off I went, this girl was going to cop it, Im horny and shes going to get a smackin. I pulled her head back and turned her around. I opened her cheeks and slid my finger in. So much room to move. She obviously is very accomodating for many ppl. I dont care, Im the town tart too. I slid up inside her and began to get the motion in the ocean. This girl has no tan at all which means one thing with an arse like that looking at me.... slap that arse hard and see ya hand print.
I smacked it a few times telling her how bad i want to blow all over her back. She disagreed!!! She told me she wanted it on her tits and in her mouth. God you have to love desperate chicks that want the goo in the gob. Ive got her over my couch by this pooint, and that arse is moving. I was thrusting her so hard i thought i was going to put my hip out. Out I pulled and she turned to face her goo friend. She put my cock in her mouth and began to suck and run her teeth along the shaft. Jus as i was about to drop my stuff she pulled up my cock and started sucking on my balls. Bingo, ding ding ding!!!
I covered half of her head in goo, and true to her word she took half in the gob and made it disappear. What a gal.
She told me later that she is interested in trying anal. Well I guess theres another story for another time hopefully.
Hope you enjoyed, god knows i did.

Leon

Hello kiddies, thats right... IM BACK BABY!!!!
I hope you all enjoyed the last installment and now i feel its time to share a nice time I had quite recently with a young lass at the beach. Believe me the sea was angry that night my friends.. hehe. We had talked on here for quite awhile and she finally agreed to meet me for some summer loving... in the middle of Winter no less. Williamstown was the destination and I was in need of a shagging of a different kind, (something with a difference) so I made my way to the park we were meeting. I arrived and approached the car. There she was, wearing a nice black low cut top and a skirt. Youve got to love it wen you know it is only a matter of minutes before some dirty stupid whore bag clag slutty mole will be on the end of your love thang! I jumped in her car and we idle chatted for awhile. She was pretty keen to get right to it and who was i to say no to a damsel in distress that need a penis roll in her gob. The coat seemed clear so i went straight for gold.... I grabbed her head and pushed it straight for my cock. IN IT GOES!!!! She took it deeper and harder than most of your mums on a good day. Im only kidding about your mums... they were all lazy shit roots. This bitch I thought was going to swallow the whole 3 piece set she was going so hard at it. It was time that I returned the favour but I was feeling greedy so I lifted her head and turned her around. I had the window open on my side of the car and thats where her head was going. I lifted her arse up, head outside and proceeded to fuck her hoping that houses that were some distance away would here the moans and maybe, just maybe, they would know from this site that Leon was there doing his thing for his fans. I was going quite well, bit uncomfy but putting in the hard yards. Slapping her arse till it was red raw. She was starting to scream.. that ws either coz i ws rooting well or the pain from arse slapping was too severe. I didnt care coz all i wanted was to blow on her and her back window. It was starting to bubble down south and i needed a place to release. God damn it, I wasnt going to let it fly up her so i pushed her off... She tried to turn around and face me..This was never going to happen. I held her in place and proceeded to cover the bottom half of her back in liquid wang (thanks Q). Once i thought I was done I got out of the car with the strides around the knees and did what I had come to do.. I gave the old fella a bit of a shake and put half a shot all over her back window. Nothing like dried cum for mummy to find on her car the next day.
Its time for me to leave now... I jumped in my car. Left her cum soaked and dirty carred. Good luck cleaning that up love. A great great nite which I still recieve text messeages from occasssionally (not all good). I guess i shouldnt be surprised, but in the end I dont care. I came, I saw, I rammed this bitch back to essendon.

Well I hope you enjoy my come back and there will be many more to come. Till next time, watch your daughters, look around for mums at creches and remember to always trust guys that say.. TRUST ME! you never know it may be leon that is going to enter your little one tonight.

Bye for now groovers
Leon

Hope you enjoyed the last episode of "The ladies man". Unfortunately there are more stories of when things have gone terribly wrong. Who would of thought that so many fuck ups could happen when all you want to do is share your WANG with the world. Not sure im going to get into much detail with the next few but you will have some idea just how funny and wrong it all got for a variety of reasons. Lets start off with an innocent trip to the movies.....
I rolled up at a metropolitan cinema in melbourne. Seemed like a pretty easy one I had today, approx 27 years old, just broke with boyfiend and wanted some company.. this is an easy target. I found out what the ex had done and then I plan my attack around that. Its easy to say what the girl whats to hear in this situation. I rolled up to the movies and i was looking for a girl in a denim skirt and a white shirt. I found her and it all looked good from the rear..hehe, Im going to get me some BOOOOOTY!!! She turned and I was taken back a bit. Something was a little strange, something just wasnt sitting right... It was the bloody wig she was wearing!!! Thats right groovers, she was bald baby. Now i know we all like our girls bald, but thats generally when you are visiting Beaverville. It wasnt even a good wig, I had to make a decision now. Can I see myself boning Ms Bald Australia here today??? i sat thru the movie, cant even remember what it was, I was in some serious thought time. I decided afterwards that i couldnt do it, but there was nothing stopping here giving me a blow-job before i told her my decision. So in a park close to the shopping complex i get a blowie from her. Felt like i was in a circus. All I need now is a one legged, blonde midget virgin that loves gobbling goo and spitting it through her ears I'll be fine. Thats the end of that story for this week. Many many more to come, so stay tuned till the next time.
Bye for now
Leon

(ps. remember to always use protection when boning a chick. You can never be too sure these days. I recommend Ray bans. Not only are you protected you look cool if the Fuzz catch you out doing the nasty with the next door neighbours kid. Also when the chick looks for that look of love and caring in your eyes rite before you fill her gob with goo, she wont see shit, which is funny coz if you goo correctly you should take her eyes out anyways. A great idea coz then before she has wiped it all off to see again you have fled the scene. You too can be like Leon, it just takes takes practice a will to want to run more numbers than a dodgy bookie!)

WHEN THINGS GO WRONG!!!!

Welcome all to a segment that we havent touched on yet. Not always do things go to plan like in the other stories, sometimes things can go terribly wrong. Even the best planned events can turn for the worse and today Im here to share some of those experiences with you all. Shall we let the game begin groovers.

One that comes to mind was from early on in my career to swoon the ladies. I was thinking i was on a roll and was getting fluff more than any decent man should. I was talking to a girl on the net and then on the phone. All going well, she was feeling herself up while she talked to me and I thought i needed that in my sack, or on my sack real soon. One thing led to another, photo was given and it was time to meet. All looked great for a nice night of licking and dicking. I was supposed to meet her at a certain restruant in Lygon St. I chose it for a couple of reasons. Firstly i was familiar with the place, secondly I wanted an outdoor table, thirdly the toilets are in side towards the back which was close to a side exit. Have to cover all bases. I sat at the table and waited. She was on time and looked nothing like the photo she sent, bad start. We got chatting and i was knocking down a few brews, she wasnt looking any better to me still. I persisted but i would of rather knocked up a 3 legged dog on heat. She continued to give me hell purely by breathing. Time for action now, I got up, headed for the toilet, even told her I would bring a drink back. Off i went. as I waked through the place i turned and she was looking at me, this was going to be tough. I headed for a waiter and told him that I wanted a drink sent out. I pointed at the table, smiled and she smiled back. At this point she looked out to the road. I escaoed out the door. I headed for the car park below like my pants were on fire. The great escape was on. I got to my car having a good laugh but I wasnt finished with this nutter quite yet. I headed out of the car park and decided to do a drive-by. Nasty but she wasnt nice at all. As I approached the restruarant I decided the best bet was to wind the window down, bip and wave to her. I was laughing my arse off now. Not only did she look like she wanted to kill me I had left her with a $45 bill. There you go mole, you should of sent the correct pic and then maybe you could of had a chance. Loser number 1.

Next is a classic that involved some serious attempt at a date but it all turned nasty. I met this chic at a pool hall and thought id give the dating thing a shot. She seemed ok on the nite and i thought id ask her out. All good on the phone so we headed out for dinner. Well the conversation was just shit to say the least. She tried hard, fuck even i put in some effort to get through it. All was lost, we ended up at a pokies place (god help me now) and she was keen to continue but I wasnt going to have any of it. Something was weird about her. I needed to get out of this one. i was doing the cold shoulder as nice as possible. She knew but she was persistant. She offered me head in the car park. I knocked it back. She offered sex , I knocked her back again and said i woud drive her home. She wasnt happy at all. All the way home she screamed at me, the fucking phsyco!!! This trip couldnt go quick enough. I was called everything under the sun. We got to her place and she hopped out of my car, Im safe Im thinking... how wrong i was. She proceeded to kick the door of my car in. Thats it, Im fucking going to rip this bitches head clean off. What a NUT! I got out of my car and she starts screaming at me. Fuck this, Im going. before she does something stupid, or I do. I get home, had to laugh and told my housemate. Next thing my phone beeps, its her. the message was a shocker, spraying me for everything I had done. These messages continued for the next 4.5 hours. Finishing at 3am. This girl had lost it and needed a good shag but it wasnt coming from me. Imagine if I had fucked her and then left, she would been worse. If thats possible. That one I will never forget. If anyone wants her number just contact me, you'll have a ball... hehe.

There are more but you'll have to wait till next time.

Leon lives and doesnt date no more. I shag, root, fuck, slam, invade, intrude!!! I slap arse and love it.

They need it, I am there, its all about timing xxoo

Groovers! Just a quick entry today. Thought I better keep you updated with the latest happenings in the world of T.L.M.
Cruising nicely so far and have a few new potentials that may grace these pages very soon indeed. Its an interesting world to live in, some agree with it and some say that its childish filth. But at the end of the day, I get some great sex (some shit too), they enjoy it, and I share these times with my very loyal fans. One day this run may come to an end but till then I will do all i can to fullfill requests from you guys and tell the world about them. Tonight i ve got a nice little piece from Frankston. Meeting at a hotel in the city, spa room Im hoping. Last time we met it was for a drive in my car and she gave one ripper blow job to me. Tonight Im going for the full meal, not just dessert. You will be sure to hear all about it here, little does she know, she is hours away from being a star.....
Got to get back to it guys, go prepare for my attack on this sweet little thing. Its go time people, and remember FUCK HARD OR FUCK OFF!!!
Cya dudes

Leon

Hello there everyone. Well I'm back and yes, Ive been doing my thing for the people out there. To all the ppl that have just began to read this page, you know who you are, enjoy boys, and especially to 2 ppl, Mac daddy and Age Ree >>>> Just a quick note at the start for you all..... I dont know if you all know who the Ladies man is so Im going to help you all out tonight. This web page is based on a skit form Saturday Night Live and was then turned into a movie (The ladies man). This movie is on Foxtel at the moment so check it out, if you dont have access you get ya butt to the video store and hire it. You will laugh your ass off, trust me............ Im the Ladies Man remember. Well back to it. Tonight I have a totally cool little story for you all, so without further delay lets get it on!!!
I met this girl one night when i was out at a wedding. She looked damn fine, beyond me I was sure. But then my trusty friend alcohol entered her body. Thank god for the finer things in life. Coz the only thing entering her after alcohol was going to be my wang. That was the plan but I was going to have to pull out all my smooth smooth moves to get this one to play on my fattening flute. I watched her on the dance floor moving her toosh. damn, if this girl moves half as good in the sack my cock will break clean off. It was turning me on, ggrrrr. So i had to pick my moment, I had already checked who she was with and it looked like she knew very few there. This makes it easier coz she needs someone to talk to. Her favorite drink was vodka so i went to the bar and bingo, a vodka was coming to her table held by the man. Million bucks i tell ya, I sat down, said hi, asked how the night was going and I was away. She was just yap yap yap, but I looked interested but all i could think of was pulling that top down and blowing a load between those lovely mounds of flesh. We got up to dance which was going to burst my pants open, damn she was hot. we drank some more, and then a bit more than that. She was getting pretty drunk which would worry some guys but as a good friend once told me, its not whether they are straight or drunk, its whether they spill your goo on their mummy's bed spread. Well the end of the night had come and we were going along pretty good, time to drop the bombshell. I offered her to come back to my place for another drink... she accepted and told her dad that she was going to a club. Damn rite she was going to the club, The Club of Spunk!
Speeding ahead now
Here we were, sitting, sipping and playing around a bit, with some quick touching. My boner was going to burst out and wack her over her head if she didnt do something soon. I fed her one more drink and killed the lights. Just the light of the tv now. She knew it was go time. We started kissing and she unzipped her top to produce, may i say, the greatest set of tits i have ever seen. My god i had gone to booby heaven. She was tanned all over and those lovely brown big nipples were screaming for some attention. Dessert was served. My tongue and mouth were doing the hokey pokey on them. She was grabbing for my muscle, which was pulsating and needing to go down that lovely throat of hers. i stood up and she unbuttoned my jeans. Out came the wang and down it went..... down her throat that is. She gobbled it like it was the last wang on earth. I wasnt going to last too long so I had to bone her now. I put her over the couch which meant she was looking out the window. Nice sight really, pulled the G to one side, slid on in while she checked the scene outside. I pounded her so damn hard, the sound of my skin slapping against her tight tight arse was a sound for the gods to jack off to. I turned her round, sat her on top of me so i could see those perfect tits jusping up and down. I grabbed on tight and she loved them squeezed. When i let them go they were bouncing bundles of joy. I was going to fill her so very soon, she was amazing. She grabbed the back of my head and burried them in between them while my shaft was conquering the canal of love. Thats it, ive had it, Im going to blow. I put her back on the couch on her back and i slid out so I could cover her with my love potion. it looked so good on such a nicely tanned body. And to top it off, she ran her fingers thru it and then put them in her mouth. It was beautiful to watch, this was one of the greatest bangs of my career. Soon after i called her a cab and she was gone.
What a great nite it was, i scored my Sweet Thing! Leon Phelps was truley the Ladies Man. The black book has her in it with a nice star next to the name.

Well groovers, its time for me to go, ive got a 9pm session tonight so i got to get my shit together. Remember what i do isnt that bad, I dont chase your ladies down, they are looking for something that obviosly youre not giving them. Im the man that fullfills that service for them. So dont blame me for boning your girls, dont blame the wang, look at yourselves and see what you may be doing wrong, listen to your girls and maybe then I wouldnt have a page like this one. But until then, Im going to bone as many sweet things as there is out there that need me. till next time, this is Leon phelps, signing out.

Cya all, Leon

Back again guys. Sorry about the delays in production but as you would know, if Im on here all the time then i would have no stories to tell. Ive had a busy week which you will hear all about in time. Well they (the chicks) have been in very fine form this week. I must have the golden tongue at the moment coz whatever i seem to say is working a bloody treat. Hope you enjoyed the last episode of Leon phelps. Today I have one that was a great giggle. Sit back and enjoy the ride, just like this bitch did.
Got chattin to this girl pretty late one night. Nothing too special went on but there was something there I wanted to follow up, just had a feeling with this one. The next night I saw here on and i took a run. We got talking about what we do with our time and she started down a sexual corridor that i cleared for her willingly. In time we got rite into it and then she went cold. My side kick was here and even he said that I had lost this one but i persisted in the face of adversity. A few minutes later out of the blue she dropped a bomb. She told us that she wanted to have 2 guys. Well my mate looked at me with the biggest smile on his face. This was bigger than anything we had come across before. But I was very wary, it was a little too easy. I kept talking to her for the night and left it at that. A few nights later we were talking again and she invited me around. Well I was keen to see cum fly from this ones ears. I arrived and she looked pretty good, better than her picture she gave me. She also had much bigger boobs than i expected. Got to love those boobs. Soon my head was going to be in between them. We sat, we chatted, I drank some more. Next thing we head to the room and Im undressing her with my eyes along the way. Little did she know she was going to end up on the greatest web site going around. She seemed a little nerveous at first so i began to kiss her neck and slowly moved my hand around the merchandise. Next thing something went click and she turned nasty on me. She threw me on the bed and ripped my t-shirt above head. damn this was looking up. She sat on me and dry rooted. She took her top off and pulled her melons out of her bra for me. Now theres a sight for her kids her were sleeping down the hallway. But tonight this girl was going to call me daddy. She eased her way back down the bed and slid my pants off slowly. By this point i had a boner that a dog would have trouble getting its gob around. She dropped and all i could see was the top of her head. But it was bouncing more than a kid full of red cordial on a jumping castle. I told her to bring her arse around so i could give her some lickity loving. Nice a nd trimmed i went to town. Obviously a big fan of a guy doing this she moaned like no-one I had been with before. Next thing she stops sucking my cock and she sits up rite on my face. I went nuts for a little bit till she had obviously had enough and needed the cock that was staring at her inside her love canal. A nice reverse cowgirl move by her was a pleasure. She layed back so i could play with her fun bags. We rooted for quite awhile but then tragedy struck... I cramped. God damn it. This is just wrong. But what a trooper she was, once i told her she impravised to accomodate. She put me back on the bed (coz we were doing doggy style with her leaning on the bathroom bench by this point) and she sucked my wang like she wanted it to disconnect it. I think just before that was going to happen I had some hot white lava that had to escape my erupting volcanic ball sack. I gooed all over her bed.
Well I was spent after this and headed for the door. She asked me to tell her when my mate would be home so she could take a shot at him too. One very satisfied customer there. I wished her a good night and headed for the car. My cock was so sore, she had really done a job on it tonight. A great bloody night all around in the end.

There you go guys and gals. There is plenty more to come, Ive got one tomorrow night and another on Tuesday. Im sure to have some stories of some sought for you all. Till then, be good groovers.

Leon

Well here we go again guys and gals. Thanks for the feedback so far and Im glad youre all having a bit of a giggle here. Its school girl time. Let me set the scene for you now..... just turned 18, half cut (chinese-aussie), and likes to have sex with older guys. Being the ladies man I have a duty to uphold when it cums to these matters. Its my job to ensure not only to splatter this unassuming tramp with goo goo but to also tell the world of my exploits. Let the savaging begin.....

We were talking on the computer and she was pretty keen to talk dirty. Easy to write it but its another thing actually swallowing the salami and gargling clag with your tonsils. So I always have to be wary that this may happen and they chicken out when it cums to the crunch. But with this one it seemed to be going along swimmingly. She sent me a pic and it looked pretty good. I must admit it was the fact that she was 18 that was the driving point here. Come to poppa darling. I said everything she wanted to hear and she ate it up aswell as she described she would devour me. Balls and all. I promised her a free ride, a comfy house, no disturbances and some good fucking. My way was swelling and ready to explode, enough to cover Mt Bulla. Vroom vroom, off i went in the car. At this point many things can still go wrong. I arrived at the adress I was given but no sign of life. Fuck fuck fuck, this is bad. Next thing some old mole came out of the house and approached the car. This isnt good. She just looked at me and then kept walking. Got me fucked whats going on here, Im ready to flee. Knock knock, theres a tap on my window, its her. She came from the house over the road. She jumped in and off we went. Not much talking but I couldnt help checking out the uniform she had on. This will be fantastic if i can pull this one off. We headed for a park while we did some idle chat. Going along ok but I wanted to kick it along a bit. So my conversation turned to sex. She seemed pretty cool with this so i continued. I told her that my house was empty and that this was the time to go. She agreed and we left. Arriving home we went to my room and began to massage her shoulders. She liked this so I gradually let my hands slip lower bit by bit. Loving this uniform. I unzipped her dress and slid my hand inside to feel her boobs. Nice puppies in there. She turned around and threw a leg either side and began to kiss me. My ding dong was verging on volcanic. I hiked the skirt and slid her panties to one side. Man this bitch was streaming from the puss. Im going to slide in easy here. I needed to unzip so I could bring out the weapon of love on her. Out he came to see the light, briefly before I shoved him up the love canal. I grabbed her arse hard and pushed it down to suffocate my "one eyed custard chucker". Now bitch Im going to fuck you unlike any little boy from your school ever could. I smashed that arse up and down so hard Im surprised I didnt see he cock pop out of her mouth. With her dress hiked up and her top pulled down it was a sight to be seen. Damn whore was feeling it hard now.
Phone rings....would you believe it? We stop and she answers it. Its her mum. Mum dont sound happy and im thinking this is over. She gets off the phone and I ask whats going on. She informs me that her mum wants her home. But this little trollop wants to finish the job. She hops off my big boy and takes him into her mouth. Sure enough it was balls and all, she wasnt one to play favorites. My balls copped some great attention. Im going to drop a bomb on her and Im not one to give warning. This is going to be a big one too. She must of felt the first hit in the bak of her mouth and she pulled it out, only to have the next round hit her in the left eye. Fuckin classic, I had to laugh. She wasnt very impressed but it was a kodak moment.
Damn that was good, Im more empty than half the lakes in victoria. Thank christ there isnt GOO restrictions coz I cant control my wang in these situations. Not that I waste any, i make sure it goes to a good cause...that being, the teching of the young in the form of clag swallowing and wearing. This bitch passed the test and its time for her to go.

Another chapter has come to an end here. Remember that what i do here isnt whoring, Im not a giggalo, Im the ladies man, and aslong as my fella is in working order im up for community services. Girls need sex with no strings attatched, they are part of the community and Im here to service them. Community service has never looked so good.

Dont forget to kiss ya mum good night, just dont be surprised if you taste me on her cheek.
See ya all, Leon.

Hello groovers
I did write the latest addition for you all, but thru my own stupidity I have lost it with the press of the wrong button. Im too tired to write it again today but be sure it will be in the next day or two. So come back coz it will be worth the time to visit.
Cya all soon space goers.
Leon

Welcome back dudes and dudettes. Well this is just a quick note to keep you going till my next bit of fun which is in the next 24 hours.
There are many stories that will end up on here and I'm glad to be the dodgy one to bring them to you all. I want to tell you all of another adventure that i had but am finding it hard to work out where to start with it. I always find it amusing when the risk factor is high when boning a chick. Im not talking about doing the nasty in public (which has been covered in a future edition of SPITROAST). Always a good nite when you can only turn up either when the kids are in bed or the husband is at work. I got the daily double with one girl. I arrived at about 11pm to her place. Not only was hubby at work but the kids were in bed in the next room. My ambition here is to make the wench scream her lungs out and wake them up. Then its not my fault at all. I get to the house and she opens the door. This was like being a male whore coz she wasnt the greatest thing on earth. But being the Ladies Man i have to look past this and think of my wang. We go into the room and get comfy on the bed. She has a skimpy little piece of material on which turns my stomach a tad. I'm here to do one for the team so i proceed. God Im a top bloke like that....hehe. We have a bit of a kiss and i tell her that i really need a good blow job. She has a pierced tongue so i think this may not be all bad. She does ok on my tool and i feel a bubbling in the boiler room after awhile. She is going to cop a gobful because im not going to tell her its coming. Next thing she would of felt hot goo smash the back of her mouth. Thats one for the team. I look at the time, fuck i got to move, hubby will be home in 10 mins. better get out of his bed im guessing. I say goodbye knowing full well i would never go near this cunt rag again. As I hop in my car which was parked down the street who comes up the road....HUBBY. Well you havent seen a shit box car move so bloody fast out of that court. She has tried contacting me many times but with no luck. Oh well, she will have to go back to battery operation.
Funny nite overall I think. My next installemnt is one of my favorites. It involves a girl who was doing her year 12 exams and i was her break from it for an afternoon. Nothing so good as a school uniform on the floor and youre copping an empty.
Till then, be good and remember that the world is full of ppl that really want to shag in the arse they just dont admit it.
Cya all, Leon.

P.S. While writing (below) the first installment for you guys tonight I had a filthy on the go in MSN. She wants too hook up in a city hotel for some fun. I will be sure to keep you all posted with the details. Time for me to go to bed and think of how bad tomorrow can be. A choice thought to leave you with..... if for some reason you have a problem blowing with a girl heres a tip. It sounds terrible but it works if performed correctly. Do her doggy style, tell her you want to blow on her back.....at the choice time lean over, make some kool noises, and then let spit fall from your mouth, She will think its cum and you look like a fucking champion. Remeber that its not all bad to shag an ugly chic, coz we all know chances are they have a gorgeous friend you will want to fuck harder than Peter North on Jenna jameson. Take one for the team and santa will come to you one day soon.....
Bye for now,
Leon

Gday groovers, now the fun has begun, I'm on the net.
This is a diary of how pety, pathetic, desperate, horny and down rite filthy ppl of this world are and how they will act out their desires with strangers. I am here to say to the world, I'm the man for the job and i look at it as a community service. So you are here today to find out the meaning of life, well I only have a few answers to such a question......Pick up girls at CRECHES!!!!
Dont laugh. Think about it, so many single parents, desperate for some loving, or they r married and have heaps of time on their hands. Dont underestimate the power of being a TOYBOY! All you have to do is find out what they want, why they are pissed off with their partners and explore the weaknessess. Its all so very easy to be a dodgy man in this world.
Let me tell you about one of my experiences i had recently, to give you some idea what you are instore for on this site.

Here i am on the net playing the Leon Phelps Ladies Man routine. I hook up with some girl from the country. Ofcourse all names and destinations are kept secret to protect the not so innocent whore bags of this world who i may want to shag again. We talked for quite awhile on the net in a chat room. I found out what she liked, disliked and what her last partner did that was so wrong...Bingo, ive got her, she likes to be sweet talked over red wine. Giddy up! I dropped a few choice lines to test the water. It was like a spa, heating up quickly and waiting for me to bubble. So bubble i was going to. One thing led to another, she was dripping more than a bad mistake in a floodway. She wanted the Ladies man to drive north to giving her some southern hospitality. Who am I to say no, she was begging for her beaver to be stuffed by yours truly. I said i wanted a few guarrentees if i was going to drive there. I wanted her to spoil me in everyway I wanted on request when i arrived. She was all for it and more. This was like a story you read in People magazine, so fucking good to live the dream baby. I told her I was on my way and to warm up for me. 2 hour drive ahead and a boner that was threatening to tear denim to shreds. Had to ease up, its a long drive. Loud music, nice thoughts, window down and knowing that within a short amount of time I was going to have this whore on my cock.
I arrived out the front and called her. Green light is on and i head to the door. Nerveous....nope. Horny....shit yea, its go time. No idle chatter wanted tonight. Door opens. There she is, nice top, knee length skirt and a killer cheeky smile. Rating out of 10, well about a 7. But all things considered its all good. She closed the door behind me and I turned to say hi as any nice guy would. She wasnt interested in that, she grabbed the back of my head and pulled me in to kiss me. Its showtime from the first quarter. While kissing her im checking the merchandise, felt pretty good. Great boobs!!! she wa pulling at my top so i stood back and took it off. My nipples were assaulted by here teeth and tongue. Damn this girl knows what shes doing here. Next was my pants, this was just crazy. Off they went quicker than a........well pretty fucking quick ok. Here she is still dressed and im butt naked. DISCO! The gobbledock has entered the building. She gets it in her mouth like a Great White grabs a little boy. On it in a flash and not letting go. She wasnt one to play favorites either, all three pieces of the band got played. She played longer and harder than KISS on their 1980 tour of OZ. But the nice guy i am, always thinking of others, its return the favour time. Off to the room i go. I lay on the bed and ask her to bring her arse to me. I hike the skirt to find a nice G. I pull to one side and eat like Im at smorgy's. And believe me I like to eat big. Not one to let her have all the fun I tell her to go for her life on my member again. She does this without a word being spoken. This goes for awhile. I ned to check her boobs, they feel great. I sit her up and ask her to take it off. Well well, they r bloody great mate. I go to town on them. Im going to cover them later you can be sure.
She wants to ride me, so who am i to say no? On she gets and she does a splendid bloody job while i feel her tits as they jump 4 joy. Its a kodak moment i tell you. We cover doggy, side saddle, 69er again,legs over my shoulders......damn i need to cover this girl with some southern lovin. She lies back on the bed and I bring myself up to her waist. Its a shooting range and i have a couple of targets. Like a volcano about to erupt I go BOOM. I do a nice job with coverage and she rubs it in. Thats a good look I tell ya. She licks the tip of my ding dong and I am definately one happy son of bitch.
I head 4 the shower to wash up and get changed. I come out say goodbye, tell her I'll speak to her again (as you do) and i head off down the road with one big arse smile on my face.

Well there you go guys and girls. If any of this offends you then dont come back, if this is entertaining to you then be sure to cum again. Remember to look at creches in a good way and never rule out a good GARY or LUNCH CUT!
Till we speak again, stay kool, get nasty and FUCK LIKE YOURE BEING FILMED! Hopefully I can come back with a story like that.

Leon Phelps