Hello there everyone. Well I'm back and yes, Ive been doing my thing for the people out there. To all the ppl that have just began to read this page, you know who you are, enjoy boys, and especially to 2 ppl, Mac daddy and Age Ree >>>> Just a quick note at the start for you all..... I dont know if you all know who the Ladies man is so Im going to help you all out tonight. This web page is based on a skit form Saturday Night Live and was then turned into a movie (The ladies man). This movie is on Foxtel at the moment so check it out, if you dont have access you get ya butt to the video store and hire it. You will laugh your ass off, trust me............ Im the Ladies Man remember. Well back to it. Tonight I have a totally cool little story for you all, so without further delay lets get it on!!!
I met this girl one night when i was out at a wedding. She looked damn fine, beyond me I was sure. But then my trusty friend alcohol entered her body. Thank god for the finer things in life. Coz the only thing entering her after alcohol was going to be my wang. That was the plan but I was going to have to pull out all my smooth smooth moves to get this one to play on my fattening flute. I watched her on the dance floor moving her toosh. damn, if this girl moves half as good in the sack my cock will break clean off. It was turning me on, ggrrrr. So i had to pick my moment, I had already checked who she was with and it looked like she knew very few there. This makes it easier coz she needs someone to talk to. Her favorite drink was vodka so i went to the bar and bingo, a vodka was coming to her table held by the man. Million bucks i tell ya, I sat down, said hi, asked how the night was going and I was away. She was just yap yap yap, but I looked interested but all i could think of was pulling that top down and blowing a load between those lovely mounds of flesh. We got up to dance which was going to burst my pants open, damn she was hot. we drank some more, and then a bit more than that. She was getting pretty drunk which would worry some guys but as a good friend once told me, its not whether they are straight or drunk, its whether they spill your goo on their mummy's bed spread. Well the end of the night had come and we were going along pretty good, time to drop the bombshell. I offered her to come back to my place for another drink... she accepted and told her dad that she was going to a club. Damn rite she was going to the club, The Club of Spunk!
Speeding ahead now
Here we were, sitting, sipping and playing around a bit, with some quick touching. My boner was going to burst out and wack her over her head if she didnt do something soon. I fed her one more drink and killed the lights. Just the light of the tv now. She knew it was go time. We started kissing and she unzipped her top to produce, may i say, the greatest set of tits i have ever seen. My god i had gone to booby heaven. She was tanned all over and those lovely brown big nipples were screaming for some attention. Dessert was served. My tongue and mouth were doing the hokey pokey on them. She was grabbing for my muscle, which was pulsating and needing to go down that lovely throat of hers. i stood up and she unbuttoned my jeans. Out came the wang and down it went..... down her throat that is. She gobbled it like it was the last wang on earth. I wasnt going to last too long so I had to bone her now. I put her over the couch which meant she was looking out the window. Nice sight really, pulled the G to one side, slid on in while she checked the scene outside. I pounded her so damn hard, the sound of my skin slapping against her tight tight arse was a sound for the gods to jack off to. I turned her round, sat her on top of me so i could see those perfect tits jusping up and down. I grabbed on tight and she loved them squeezed. When i let them go they were bouncing bundles of joy. I was going to fill her so very soon, she was amazing. She grabbed the back of my head and burried them in between them while my shaft was conquering the canal of love. Thats it, ive had it, Im going to blow. I put her back on the couch on her back and i slid out so I could cover her with my love potion. it looked so good on such a nicely tanned body. And to top it off, she ran her fingers thru it and then put them in her mouth. It was beautiful to watch, this was one of the greatest bangs of my career. Soon after i called her a cab and she was gone.
What a great nite it was, i scored my Sweet Thing! Leon Phelps was truley the Ladies Man. The black book has her in it with a nice star next to the name.

Well groovers, its time for me to go, ive got a 9pm session tonight so i got to get my shit together. Remember what i do isnt that bad, I dont chase your ladies down, they are looking for something that obviosly youre not giving them. Im the man that fullfills that service for them. So dont blame me for boning your girls, dont blame the wang, look at yourselves and see what you may be doing wrong, listen to your girls and maybe then I wouldnt have a page like this one. But until then, Im going to bone as many sweet things as there is out there that need me. till next time, this is Leon phelps, signing out.

Cya all, Leon