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Friday, October 01, 2004

Groovers once again I apoligise for my absence from the page but my pc is crap and likes to shut me out. Its like a hot chick that you just want to bone but you get the cold shoulder. its a pity this happens because it hard to look at "nanna" the same way over the Christmas table. She wants you to open your present when you know what you really want... some good old fashioned pensioner puss!!

But today my fellow filthers, Im hear to tell you a story that is not only sick (theres a change) but hopefully entertaining. Due to illness of late Ive been playing the sick patient to, surprisingly, a couple of chicks that like to pamper their guys. The good thing with this arrangement is that if you perform shit you have a valid excuse. i was feeling particularly good this day so I double booked myself. A midday session and an evening.Well I believe in eating a couple of good meals a day.. just today would be a double up of sushi. The first girl was a nice piece but she had to be quick. Her boyfriend was meeting her for lunch at 2. We had 2 hours to wine and dine. I wasnt calling for the bill too quickly tho. I was like a whore on the clock, she was the whore on my cock. She told me to lay back and she would take care of everything. No false advertising here, she delivered with a licking performance any good lesbian would be jealous of. i thought she was going to make the term "sucked off" a reality at one point. But the trooper I am i made it through the heartache of the situation and was recovered enuf for her to ride the "leon express". time went by too quickly. So quickly there was no blow (god only knows how).
I layed around for the afternnon trying not to finish the job myself. Needed to know I was going to get a good one away tonight. Day turned to night and I was on the verge of bursting a sack or two. A knock at the door and it was soon to be go time. Luckily she was in a good mood. i got her a drink (gentleman I am) and we sat for a bit. Some flirting turned to some touching. Some touching turned to some kissing. Some kissing turned into a "fuckfest" that could only be rivalled by master fuckers. She wore a nice crop top with a lace bra and cargo pants. Hence the past tense because it wasnt on for long i tell ya. Very nice tits too. This girls loves the lick of the nipples so I was doing laps quicker than Thorpie winning gold. I was going for my own gold here. There is no greater sight than a chick with her legs back touching her ears and asking for more. She jumped on top and was giving my wang a great thrashing. The sound of the slapping of skin was to be remembered. She grabbed my balls so tight while she was going for it that I felt like the wild bull and she was waiting to be bucked off. Well I tell you, she smashed the 10 second barrier easily. She rode this pony till the goo came home. And boy did it come home, right over her stomach. She wiped it up over her tits, took some in the mouth via the finger and smiled at me.
Well thank-you very much nurse. This patient is feeling considerably better now and may go back to work tomorrow. It proves my theory, a load a day keeps the Dr away (unless the Dr is hot and she needs an injection from the Love Gun)

Till next time, this is Leon signing off. Be nice to your grandmas

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Funniest fucking thing I have read for a long time. You are one sick unit. I love it!

6:45 PM  

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