4am wake-up call

This story is from a little while ago but one that has stayed in my mind to this day. Here it was, saturday night and for some stupid bloody reason I stayed home (think I was on my rags). I did the usual couple of beers, a dodgy movie and off to bed trying to forget everyone else that was out having fun.
The guy I lived with got home at about 4am. I heard him come in but fell asleep straight away. Next thing I hear my bedroom door opens. I dont roll over and just think its my mate checking if im home. The door closes. Next thing someone is sitting on my bed. I pretend to be asleep thinking my mate is going to do something dodgy and I was going to smack him a beauty. Before I know it someone is in my bed, but this person definately isnt my mate. Unless he has started to smell much better than usual.
Before he went out I told him to get me a chic and bring her back but I didnt think he could possibly do it. This girls hands start feeling me up and down. Gets to my now wide awake cock and things are starting to get good. She starts kissing my neck and rolls me over and then I make up that she has just woken me. I cant see who she is but with how well she was kissing me I didnt really care. Nice package this chic had, tight butt, nice box and my professional opinion would say that she had size 12c boobs. I rolled her over and was about to put myself deep inside her when she decides to ask.... "do you have a girlfriend?" Shit. Great timing. I reply "no honey, youre the only one for me" With me saying that she gets off the bed and was proceeding to get dressed in the dark. "Whats going on, come back over here". She then replies... "I cant believe you, I was just here to surprise you and you ruin it"

Oh shit!!! Quick thinking required here. Its my new fucking MRS!!! I explained that I was just role playing and I thought she would like it. For some stupid bloody reason she believed me. She jumped back into bed and we had unbelievable make-up sex.
Little did she know, the following week I was screwing one of her friends and we broke up soon after. I was later to find out that my mate was watching me all that time when I was fucking her from my window. He must of been happy that I had lit a candle or 2 when she jumped back in. The session went on and off till 6pm the next night. I sent her home and then took the monday off to sit back and reflect on my handy work.

Back to present day and Im travelling along ok. I have a few boxes that need opening before xmas and Im planning on doing one in a santa suit. Remember xmas is the season for giving so get out there and give give give! And always be polite.. after she has cleaned ur balls with her tongue for an hour be sure to say thank-you. Im nothing if not a gentleman.

Catch you all soon
Leon