Hope you enjoyed the last episode of "The ladies man". Unfortunately there are more stories of when things have gone terribly wrong. Who would of thought that so many fuck ups could happen when all you want to do is share your WANG with the world. Not sure im going to get into much detail with the next few but you will have some idea just how funny and wrong it all got for a variety of reasons. Lets start off with an innocent trip to the movies.....
I rolled up at a metropolitan cinema in melbourne. Seemed like a pretty easy one I had today, approx 27 years old, just broke with boyfiend and wanted some company.. this is an easy target. I found out what the ex had done and then I plan my attack around that. Its easy to say what the girl whats to hear in this situation. I rolled up to the movies and i was looking for a girl in a denim skirt and a white shirt. I found her and it all looked good from the rear..hehe, Im going to get me some BOOOOOTY!!! She turned and I was taken back a bit. Something was a little strange, something just wasnt sitting right... It was the bloody wig she was wearing!!! Thats right groovers, she was bald baby. Now i know we all like our girls bald, but thats generally when you are visiting Beaverville. It wasnt even a good wig, I had to make a decision now. Can I see myself boning Ms Bald Australia here today??? i sat thru the movie, cant even remember what it was, I was in some serious thought time. I decided afterwards that i couldnt do it, but there was nothing stopping here giving me a blow-job before i told her my decision. So in a park close to the shopping complex i get a blowie from her. Felt like i was in a circus. All I need now is a one legged, blonde midget virgin that loves gobbling goo and spitting it through her ears I'll be fine. Thats the end of that story for this week. Many many more to come, so stay tuned till the next time.
Bye for now
Leon

(ps. remember to always use protection when boning a chick. You can never be too sure these days. I recommend Ray bans. Not only are you protected you look cool if the Fuzz catch you out doing the nasty with the next door neighbours kid. Also when the chick looks for that look of love and caring in your eyes rite before you fill her gob with goo, she wont see shit, which is funny coz if you goo correctly you should take her eyes out anyways. A great idea coz then before she has wiped it all off to see again you have fled the scene. You too can be like Leon, it just takes takes practice a will to want to run more numbers than a dodgy bookie!)