SUCK FOR A PUFF

Hello groovers
Good to be back and a quick note to Mack Daddy (hehe, nice name) for starting his own site on here. When I get the adress I will pass it on.
Straight into it tonight coz i dont have much time. This is a quick onbe but a damn funny one. This one even surprised me. I got talking to a girl and after a few choice conversations she told me that she was out of smokes and was hanging for one. I said as a joke that she could come and get one if she wants (the gentleman I am, always thinking of others). She replied with this classic... A suck for a puff!!!
This made me piss myself and I jumped on the opportunity straight away. Before I knew it she was at my house and I gave her a smoke. She was nerveous but said she would go through with the promise. Before I knew it she was sucking my balls like she wanted them to leave my sack and enter her throat. My god this girl worked my equipment like she was a pro (maybe she was). My balls got a polishing that not even a car wash could give a classic. She asked if i had had pineapple juice earlier that day... I said no and told her that if she expects guys to go down to fish city then she should have to gobble down my goo and look like shes enjoying it. What a gal, she swallowed all my potential children. I gave her 2 smokes in total and this dumb-ass slag gave me a blowie. Some ppl in this world have no idea but aslong as they find there way to the end of my tool I dont care what they do.
I got to fly but next time someone asks for a smoke think for a second and smile.

Will see you all again soon

Leon