CHRISTMAS SMEAR!!

Christmas makes people do some funny things. Maybe its the heat? Maybe the alcohol? Maybe its my incredible good looks? I'd say its the alcohol and heat but whatever works I'll take it. I headed out on the prowl for some young girlie to bring me some cheer and also to find someone that wanted to swallow my children so i can save on pressies again for another year. I thought I should go for any easy kill this time. I searched for a young lass that was low on confidence and full of piss. The pubs are full of them. No need to get there too early, turn up late, look fresh and get them after they r full.
I arrived to find there was plenty of fresh meat at the market. I just needed to pick which bit I wanted. After a quiet ale I set off to find the flange. Bingo! Spotted a nice one that was showing some tit, had a bit of an arse on her but I will just pretend that she is Jennifer Lopez when I grind her from the rear. Nice tattoo on the lower back too. About 5'3, short brown hair (love my brunnettes), slim to medium build and heels that would put an elephant to sleep if it was stabbed with it. I appraoched the bar when she did and made comment on how nice the tattoo was. She smiled and ordered her drink. I told her that her friends seemed to be having a bit of a quiet night. She told me that she had the shits with them and wanted to go home but they didnt want to leave. (Could it be this easy) I asked if she wanted to play pool. She said she would but would tell her friends first. Met her there and ofcourse I threw the game to humour this little rocket waiting to happen. A few more drinks and some dickie humour from me was getting the right responses. Then just when i thought it was dragging a bit an old friend of mine (no I havent shagged her yet) came over to see me. She was hot, gave me a hug, bit of chit chat, said her goodbyes and told me to call her about an upcoming party. Well well well, didnt that get my pool partner interested. She got me a drink and i could almost taste the dripping juice of some hard arse fucking on my lips. Her friends came over and said they wanted to leave. Had i done enough on this little one to have her dump them? Ding ding!! She told them she was going to stay now. I'm home baby. I asked where she lived and it wasnt close. A sure sign that Im in for a shag baby. Its an expensive long ride from here alone. For some reason i took the tact of talking about wines. Not a strong point but the right point none the less. She invited me back to her place to try some wine she had just purchased (whatever rows ya boat love). I flagged a cab, I reckon instead of throwing an arm out i could of got my wang out to get one. Better save that move for later. We arrive back and its a nice joint. I sit to have my drink when she takes it from my hand and tells me it will be there when i get back. She leads me to the kitchen and she sits on the bench. I hike the skirt up to show some more leg and panties. A g-string for entree. We kissed and I opened her top to find a nice pair of tits that were calling to me in only a voice i hear. Those famous words... "kiss me, fondle me, make me bounce and then spurt goo all over me"
Well I cant argue with that. We started slow till she hopped from the bench, hiked the skirt and pulled the G to one side. Open wide, come inside, but this aint play school. I entered her very easily, she was oh so wet. I reckon it was dripping down her leg the filthy book worm looking skank. This scene reminded me of a porn I watched with a mate one night so i thought I should attempt to relive the greatness that was on screen that night. All the moves came back to me but there was one I wasnt sure she would go for... da butt! I love da butt. For some reason there r girls that arent so keen on the idea. I smacked my smoking cock on her arse cheeks now and again only to re-enter again. She put her hand up, underneath to grab my swaying balls while I banged her Lopez butt hard. Its a nice look I assure you (mirror to the right of me comfirmed this). She squeezed her pussy muscles so tight it told my wang it was time to open fire with some love juice for santas little helper. I heaped it on her arse so much i thought there was a chance if it froze there you could ski on it. Beats skiing Bulla.
This girl certainly got her present this year and me... well I did what i pride myself on, I spread the cheer to another little girl. i might head back next year to check her out again coz this one was indeed a rocket waiting to happen.
i sipped the wine (ok, I practically skulled it) and i left. her mum was apparently coming home the next day.

Gotta fly, new years is only days away and I need to charge the batteries to bring in the new year. Rememeber.... DRINK HARD, PARTY HARD, FLIRT HARD AND ABOVE ALL FUCK HARD!!!

have a good one groovers and remember to always love Da Butt!

Leon