Welcome back dudes and dudettes. Well this is just a quick note to keep you going till my next bit of fun which is in the next 24 hours.
There are many stories that will end up on here and I'm glad to be the dodgy one to bring them to you all. I want to tell you all of another adventure that i had but am finding it hard to work out where to start with it. I always find it amusing when the risk factor is high when boning a chick. Im not talking about doing the nasty in public (which has been covered in a future edition of SPITROAST). Always a good nite when you can only turn up either when the kids are in bed or the husband is at work. I got the daily double with one girl. I arrived at about 11pm to her place. Not only was hubby at work but the kids were in bed in the next room. My ambition here is to make the wench scream her lungs out and wake them up. Then its not my fault at all. I get to the house and she opens the door. This was like being a male whore coz she wasnt the greatest thing on earth. But being the Ladies Man i have to look past this and think of my wang. We go into the room and get comfy on the bed. She has a skimpy little piece of material on which turns my stomach a tad. I'm here to do one for the team so i proceed. God Im a top bloke like that....hehe. We have a bit of a kiss and i tell her that i really need a good blow job. She has a pierced tongue so i think this may not be all bad. She does ok on my tool and i feel a bubbling in the boiler room after awhile. She is going to cop a gobful because im not going to tell her its coming. Next thing she would of felt hot goo smash the back of her mouth. Thats one for the team. I look at the time, fuck i got to move, hubby will be home in 10 mins. better get out of his bed im guessing. I say goodbye knowing full well i would never go near this cunt rag again. As I hop in my car which was parked down the street who comes up the road....HUBBY. Well you havent seen a shit box car move so bloody fast out of that court. She has tried contacting me many times but with no luck. Oh well, she will have to go back to battery operation.
Funny nite overall I think. My next installemnt is one of my favorites. It involves a girl who was doing her year 12 exams and i was her break from it for an afternoon. Nothing so good as a school uniform on the floor and youre copping an empty.
Till then, be good and remember that the world is full of ppl that really want to shag in the arse they just dont admit it.
Cya all, Leon.

P.S. While writing (below) the first installment for you guys tonight I had a filthy on the go in MSN. She wants too hook up in a city hotel for some fun. I will be sure to keep you all posted with the details. Time for me to go to bed and think of how bad tomorrow can be. A choice thought to leave you with..... if for some reason you have a problem blowing with a girl heres a tip. It sounds terrible but it works if performed correctly. Do her doggy style, tell her you want to blow on her back.....at the choice time lean over, make some kool noises, and then let spit fall from your mouth, She will think its cum and you look like a fucking champion. Remeber that its not all bad to shag an ugly chic, coz we all know chances are they have a gorgeous friend you will want to fuck harder than Peter North on Jenna jameson. Take one for the team and santa will come to you one day soon.....
Bye for now,
Leon

Gday groovers, now the fun has begun, I'm on the net.
This is a diary of how pety, pathetic, desperate, horny and down rite filthy ppl of this world are and how they will act out their desires with strangers. I am here to say to the world, I'm the man for the job and i look at it as a community service. So you are here today to find out the meaning of life, well I only have a few answers to such a question......Pick up girls at CRECHES!!!!
Dont laugh. Think about it, so many single parents, desperate for some loving, or they r married and have heaps of time on their hands. Dont underestimate the power of being a TOYBOY! All you have to do is find out what they want, why they are pissed off with their partners and explore the weaknessess. Its all so very easy to be a dodgy man in this world.
Let me tell you about one of my experiences i had recently, to give you some idea what you are instore for on this site.

Here i am on the net playing the Leon Phelps Ladies Man routine. I hook up with some girl from the country. Ofcourse all names and destinations are kept secret to protect the not so innocent whore bags of this world who i may want to shag again. We talked for quite awhile on the net in a chat room. I found out what she liked, disliked and what her last partner did that was so wrong...Bingo, ive got her, she likes to be sweet talked over red wine. Giddy up! I dropped a few choice lines to test the water. It was like a spa, heating up quickly and waiting for me to bubble. So bubble i was going to. One thing led to another, she was dripping more than a bad mistake in a floodway. She wanted the Ladies man to drive north to giving her some southern hospitality. Who am I to say no, she was begging for her beaver to be stuffed by yours truly. I said i wanted a few guarrentees if i was going to drive there. I wanted her to spoil me in everyway I wanted on request when i arrived. She was all for it and more. This was like a story you read in People magazine, so fucking good to live the dream baby. I told her I was on my way and to warm up for me. 2 hour drive ahead and a boner that was threatening to tear denim to shreds. Had to ease up, its a long drive. Loud music, nice thoughts, window down and knowing that within a short amount of time I was going to have this whore on my cock.
I arrived out the front and called her. Green light is on and i head to the door. Nerveous....nope. Horny....shit yea, its go time. No idle chatter wanted tonight. Door opens. There she is, nice top, knee length skirt and a killer cheeky smile. Rating out of 10, well about a 7. But all things considered its all good. She closed the door behind me and I turned to say hi as any nice guy would. She wasnt interested in that, she grabbed the back of my head and pulled me in to kiss me. Its showtime from the first quarter. While kissing her im checking the merchandise, felt pretty good. Great boobs!!! she wa pulling at my top so i stood back and took it off. My nipples were assaulted by here teeth and tongue. Damn this girl knows what shes doing here. Next was my pants, this was just crazy. Off they went quicker than a........well pretty fucking quick ok. Here she is still dressed and im butt naked. DISCO! The gobbledock has entered the building. She gets it in her mouth like a Great White grabs a little boy. On it in a flash and not letting go. She wasnt one to play favorites either, all three pieces of the band got played. She played longer and harder than KISS on their 1980 tour of OZ. But the nice guy i am, always thinking of others, its return the favour time. Off to the room i go. I lay on the bed and ask her to bring her arse to me. I hike the skirt to find a nice G. I pull to one side and eat like Im at smorgy's. And believe me I like to eat big. Not one to let her have all the fun I tell her to go for her life on my member again. She does this without a word being spoken. This goes for awhile. I ned to check her boobs, they feel great. I sit her up and ask her to take it off. Well well, they r bloody great mate. I go to town on them. Im going to cover them later you can be sure.
She wants to ride me, so who am i to say no? On she gets and she does a splendid bloody job while i feel her tits as they jump 4 joy. Its a kodak moment i tell you. We cover doggy, side saddle, 69er again,legs over my shoulders......damn i need to cover this girl with some southern lovin. She lies back on the bed and I bring myself up to her waist. Its a shooting range and i have a couple of targets. Like a volcano about to erupt I go BOOM. I do a nice job with coverage and she rubs it in. Thats a good look I tell ya. She licks the tip of my ding dong and I am definately one happy son of bitch.
I head 4 the shower to wash up and get changed. I come out say goodbye, tell her I'll speak to her again (as you do) and i head off down the road with one big arse smile on my face.

Well there you go guys and girls. If any of this offends you then dont come back, if this is entertaining to you then be sure to cum again. Remember to look at creches in a good way and never rule out a good GARY or LUNCH CUT!
Till we speak again, stay kool, get nasty and FUCK LIKE YOURE BEING FILMED! Hopefully I can come back with a story like that.

Leon Phelps