IM BACK BABY!!!!!

Ive had an interesting week or so and need to tell you all about my conquests and disasters. I was out on Saturday night after a little fun with a young lass and ran into an old friend who I'll call "Randy O". You know who you r from the backyard piss up dude. Hes a fan of the page and was nice enuf to offer some suggestions that I have taken onboard to attempt in the future. Another funny thing from saturday b4 i get to some dirty bad lovin sex was a young lass that was there that made the big fella (thats me) giggle. She was a kool chick and was quite cute (no offence to bf that reads this too) but what threw me was that she was turning 29. My god if i had a girl that looked like that at 29 I would parade her around till I wasnt allowed to legally anymore. This is a girl that doesnt look a day over 22 and would fill out a school uniform good enough to stop traffic. Shit if I was driving id probably stack the piece of shit I drive... hehehe. Enough about that chic coz her bf would think rite now he's a legend but as a last note she told me a very funny thing... The bf is on the computer so often, and has been caught looking at porn by his grandma, she needs to request computer free nights just so she can get some good lovin'. If this girl ever is to fall pregnant there would have to be a power blackout in the city of melbourne for this to occur.

back to the story of the day.

Never rule out a shopping trip with a chic. Yes it drags forever and you have to look at some pretty ordinary stuff but there are some bonusses to such a trip. Think about it for a second. You have to go into many girlie shops for clothes hence many girls work there and shop there. Its a meat market. You hear them chat, see what they like, perve heaps at girls trying tops and jeans on. But the ultimate is when u get to the lingerie shop. Chics that r looking and bying outfits to swoon guys in the sack. Some of these girls a re red hot and some of the bras etc they r looking at you get a visual that could give your little fella a boning good day. I got the attention of a girl in a bra shop last week. I said some silly joke as she walked past and then we got talking. Was going ok but dont think I had enough to bed the babe. Ding dong, phone rings. Was talking to a mate about a party that night. She told me that she was going to that party and that she was really good friends with the host there. I left the store with my friend and headed home.

Got to the party and there was some quality soughts there. This is a good night for leon to spread the word along with a few sets of legs. Time to get a few chickies drunk so we can start the spread-a-thon. I circled the room and dropped a few lines to test the water. Theres a few here that will be a chance later on, a few boyfriends around too so that makes it hard but not ruling out anything this early. Had a few conversations going but got stuck with one that seemed keen to get jiggy. All was well till, boom boom boom, the girl from the bra shop arrived. Damn she looked good. She came to me and we began talking. She had been at a party previous to this one and was quite chirpy and friendly. She kept on touching my arm throughout our conversations and Im thinking this girl needs some good deep hard beef injection. As the night went on and we circled a bit more but always came back to each other it was looking good for some lovin. She asked if I was getting a cab home and if so could she share the cab with me. ofcourse i said yes and we hit the road soon after. In the cab she rested her hand on my leg and I returned the favour. But I had to slide coz she had a nice skirt on and I was curious as to the reaction i would get. What i really wanted to know was if she was wearing the panties she was looking at earlier that day coz they were fucking great. We got to her place and she asked me in for coffee (such a bad line). I joked that I dont like coffee. She kissed me and then whispered in my ear.. "I dont have coffee anyway, but you can have more of the same if you come in".
We got inside and it was as a famous singer once said.... Hammer Time! She threw me on the couch and she jumped on top. Tits in my face she rubbed my cock like she wanted a genie to come and and grant a wish. the only wish that was coming was a good shag and lots of panting and moaning. I took her top off and to my extreme delight she had got the matching bra to the panties earlier. So hot I whipped out Mr Johnson straight away. She stood up and slowly stripped off her skirt to show her panties... crutchless!! Giddy up tiger.

Part 2 is coming soon, its worth the wait I assure you!

Leon