Well I'm glad to say that I'm back from a very long lay-off. Due to computer problems I have not been able to add to this page but I've just been saved by a very dodgy man indeed. He is one of a very exclusive club.. "the Black Sock Club". I have just seen something that will keep me laughing for quite sometime.
Anyway you are here to hear about Leon. Considering the amount of time that has passsed us all by there must be a decent story coming. Well believe me it is cumming!
Its been getting cold of late and we all know that this isnt good for my "weapon of mass destruction". But a test was put fourth and who am I to shift from a challenge. I had a friend want me to get a chick down the beach and go a little bonkers on her beaver to see whether I could keep the fella up in extreme conditions. Well Im all for extreme sports but i knew I would be pushing to get a chick to go for it at the beach in this weather. It was time to search for a stupid broad to get on the end if my "ice pick". To the net i went. Messenger has many that will go out for a quick shaggin'. I put the feelers out and I got a bite (silly scrag). She suggested that we do it at werribee beach. Who knew that the shithole of Melbourne would have a beach worth screwing on. Anyways I went down there and took a bottle of wine (coz Im a gentleman). Got a few into her and her motor was running. It was bloody cold and there was a stiff breeze. But the mast went up and I was ready to sail this toe-rag right out to sea. Good for me she had gloves on right b4 she started giving it a tug. Nice warm hand to get it off and running. No blanket to lay on made it interesting. She dropped her head to filter my tool to the back of her throat. Now i was warming up. She was working it harder than a 15 year old boy watching his first porno flick alone. I like a chick that knows when her place isnt always in the kitchen. I thought it was well and truley time she got to sample some of my "beef roll". She sat up on me and slid that sucker up towards her guts. She was that wet downstairs that I thought i may need a life jacket if I put this bitch over the top. Her snatch was threatening to wash me away. I pounded her harder than waves pounded the rocks nearby. The only smell in Werribee that night was the smell of sweaty sick-arse sex my brothers. I was going to launch with my "goo bomb" and her stomach looked like the likely target. She disagreed obviously because when i said i was going to cum she moved to get it in her gob. What a las! She took the lot of my heated release.
I had achieved my objective and she informed me that she had always wanted to fuck in a public place. She was hot to do it again sometime somewhere else. Well Im here to service the community my friends.
My next installment is a goodie for you all. Nicely titled.... "I cant believe i got away with it!"
Stay tuned to read exactly what I did because you can think all you like, you wont believe till you read it.
Till then groovers, have fun and I will be seeing you all very soon.

Leon Phelps (ladies man)